Yeah, no fun. For about the first half of my day I was coughing say, every 10 seconds or so. It started to ease up and I cough eveytime I breathe too much air into my lungs. I guess I shouldn't smoke for a while now... good thing I ran out last night.
So yeah, going to stay home from work tonight, may not goto school tomorrow. We'll see how I'm feeling. I don't mine school at the moment now though. Other than Ms Z (not saying any names), who is a fat old cunt that can die in a fire for all I care.
But yeah I'm fucking tired and bored, so I might just lay down to some music.
See y'all.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Demo Mania
Last night went on the old 360 and downloaded some game demos to see what I might buy next.
Im fucking more bored than a flattened piece of chipwood, so here's some reviews:
Mirror's Edge.
Fuck me sideways with a wrench! This game, demo, was so fucking dope.
Basically in the game you're some azn chick that does parkour and you have to run along the rooftops and avoid cops and drops. Hehe it rhymes.
Yeah, the graphics are sick and what shocked me was that it was very easy to control and get used to. It's probs next game on my list!
Ace Combat 6.
Kinda lame, I remember when I was little I played the PS1 version heaps.
Hard to figure out all the shit that's happening. I suppose if you buy the actual game there's tutorials and stuff. Awesome graphics and I done shot some planes.
Not high on my list, but I wouldn't mind trying it out.
Beautiful Katamari.
My bro had Katamari Damasi on PS2, and it was fucking hillarious. And fun.
You're an alien that has a ball and you have to pick up things on earth to make your ball bigger to pick up bigger items. It's pretty sweet, but it might get abit lame after a while. Not much storyline and nothing to do but run around and pick up shit.
Maybe I'll get it out from the video store.
Hitman.
Didn't play very much, pretty sure some black dude shot me and I died and I cbf'd after that.
Whatevz. The other Hitmen are dope.
DBZ.
Alot like Budokai, the most dopest DBZ game in history. Especially Budokai 2.
I might go get this when its on sale. Unless it's already cheap.
You can see I got lazy and started putting less effort into each review, can't you.
I think there was another, but I cannot be fucked checking. Good night little ones.
Im fucking more bored than a flattened piece of chipwood, so here's some reviews:
Mirror's Edge.
Fuck me sideways with a wrench! This game, demo, was so fucking dope.
Basically in the game you're some azn chick that does parkour and you have to run along the rooftops and avoid cops and drops. Hehe it rhymes.
Yeah, the graphics are sick and what shocked me was that it was very easy to control and get used to. It's probs next game on my list!
Ace Combat 6.
Kinda lame, I remember when I was little I played the PS1 version heaps.
Hard to figure out all the shit that's happening. I suppose if you buy the actual game there's tutorials and stuff. Awesome graphics and I done shot some planes.
Not high on my list, but I wouldn't mind trying it out.
Beautiful Katamari.
My bro had Katamari Damasi on PS2, and it was fucking hillarious. And fun.
You're an alien that has a ball and you have to pick up things on earth to make your ball bigger to pick up bigger items. It's pretty sweet, but it might get abit lame after a while. Not much storyline and nothing to do but run around and pick up shit.
Maybe I'll get it out from the video store.
Hitman.
Didn't play very much, pretty sure some black dude shot me and I died and I cbf'd after that.
Whatevz. The other Hitmen are dope.
DBZ.
Alot like Budokai, the most dopest DBZ game in history. Especially Budokai 2.
I might go get this when its on sale. Unless it's already cheap.
You can see I got lazy and started putting less effort into each review, can't you.
I think there was another, but I cannot be fucked checking. Good night little ones.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Like... you know, whatever!
Weekend. The end of the week. The week's end. The ending of one's week. One's week is now ended.
And now the weekend's over!
And now for another pointless summary of my uneventful endweek:
Fry Day.
Well, I'll start it off at; After school I went to Enolk's house on the way home. Got home, had a few cones, chilled out and fucked around on the computer until Daddy Dearest came over. But we decided to miss peak hour and leave a little while later. We headed off to his as I listened to Metronomy on my portable music device!!!1!11!
Got to his, fairly high and had a steak burger for dinner. Mmm. Then just chilled and watched TV for a while. Until we both got tired as fuck and we both went to bed and watched TV. Seperate beds might I add.
And I had two stranger-than-a-motherfucker dreams that night aswell. And they went a little bit like this:
Dream #1:
Okay, so I'm at ML Primary, at the oval and I see my friend Enolk walking along with an ounce in his hands, and there are plenty of people around. He put's it in his bad and tries to walk away quickly, but fails. He gets called over by a 'teacher' from my school (some dude who walks around taking photos all day). He asks him "Can I see in your bag?" then Enolk goes "Naaah" and then the 'teacher' insists he shows him. So for some brilliant reason he takes his bag, goes in to a tent that was never there in the first place, put his whole bag in a sleeping bag and takes the ounce out and puts it into the sleeping bag, pulls his bag out and shows the 'teacher'.
Although, he ends up patting down the sleeping bag and finds it. Then I'm pretty sure the 'teacher' turns into Enolk's dad and for some odd reason I was being hella rude to him and then I felt bad that I disrespected my friend's Dad. Then I woke up.
Dream #2:
This one is a little hard to describe, unless I put some effort in to it. not likely. not much.
Anyway, I was in a car with Dad going to his old friend's house and there were heaps of busses all lined up with heaps of private school girls next to them. I said something about one of my friends, Mad.E, was going to go there and my dad said the name of the school, but it wasnt even it. Anyway, we eventually ended up in some courtyard of a massive old private school, maybe similar to that of Hogwart's and/or a big arse church. I then went to tie my shoelace and some guy made a rude remark about me being a government school kid. Then my Dad told me not to try bash him cause he's a rugby player..? Anyway, we went in the school and I was getting hell scared because we had to go down heaps of flights of really mega steep stairs and there were no hand rails and the staircase was too wide to hold the sides. Then I saw a teacher from my school telling us to hurry up for the conference or something. Then we ended up in some big fuckin bathroom. I don't really remember much more.
And then there's Sah Turd Day.
Woke up around 8:30 and watched TV til around 9/9:30, then I had a shower and helped dad with some work around the house. Then we went down the road to get my ears pierced. Sparkle, sparkle.
After this, we went back and I helped dad with a bit more house work, until I started to feel sick and lay down while he does all the work. Hah. And then we both had nanna naps and then drove back to Mum's around 3:30. Dad stayed for a little bit then shot off. I did fuck all while I waited for my mate to come round. He came over, we went to the deli and then went to the park and had a few smokes.
We then went back to mine, went on the computer and ate lollies. Fucked around, had dinner, watched TV and then seshed. My, oh my we got so god damn high! We had like 4 or 5 cones each and shared a fat ass joint in my closet. Was good.
Then we watched Dazed and Confused and passed out around 1/1:30am.
Sundae.
Today, we woke up around 8:30 (nonDST)
// Oh yes, and what the fuck is with daylight savings in summer? I guess to catch up with Melb. //And for businesses to get better business.. but still, if we were to have daylight savings //anytime, I'd say have it in winter.
Anyway, yeah. I had a cone or two, called this new Malaysian student at my school, who got kicked out of Malaysia for doing a line of coke in class. Mmmhmm.
Anyway, we met him at the busstop and we walked down to the park and shared some jays. Although it didn't get him very high. So we went back to mine and had some cones in my closet. But he just wasn't getting high. After a while he got body stoned. Then Enolk asked us to goto his and smoke. So we did. Now I was even more fucked, and Mr. Malay still wasn't particularly high. I guess cause he hasn't done it in 4 months maybe his body isn't used to it again.
And then, we went back to mine, watched some shit then everyone left and now I'm just chilling at the computer catching up on my art homework.
And now the weekend's over!
And now for another pointless summary of my uneventful endweek:
Fry Day.
Well, I'll start it off at; After school I went to Enolk's house on the way home. Got home, had a few cones, chilled out and fucked around on the computer until Daddy Dearest came over. But we decided to miss peak hour and leave a little while later. We headed off to his as I listened to Metronomy on my portable music device!!!1!11!
Got to his, fairly high and had a steak burger for dinner. Mmm. Then just chilled and watched TV for a while. Until we both got tired as fuck and we both went to bed and watched TV. Seperate beds might I add.
And I had two stranger-than-a-motherfucker dreams that night aswell. And they went a little bit like this:
Dream #1:
Okay, so I'm at ML Primary, at the oval and I see my friend Enolk walking along with an ounce in his hands, and there are plenty of people around. He put's it in his bad and tries to walk away quickly, but fails. He gets called over by a 'teacher' from my school (some dude who walks around taking photos all day). He asks him "Can I see in your bag?" then Enolk goes "Naaah" and then the 'teacher' insists he shows him. So for some brilliant reason he takes his bag, goes in to a tent that was never there in the first place, put his whole bag in a sleeping bag and takes the ounce out and puts it into the sleeping bag, pulls his bag out and shows the 'teacher'.
Although, he ends up patting down the sleeping bag and finds it. Then I'm pretty sure the 'teacher' turns into Enolk's dad and for some odd reason I was being hella rude to him and then I felt bad that I disrespected my friend's Dad. Then I woke up.
Dream #2:
This one is a little hard to describe, unless I put some effort in to it. not likely. not much.
Anyway, I was in a car with Dad going to his old friend's house and there were heaps of busses all lined up with heaps of private school girls next to them. I said something about one of my friends, Mad.E, was going to go there and my dad said the name of the school, but it wasnt even it. Anyway, we eventually ended up in some courtyard of a massive old private school, maybe similar to that of Hogwart's and/or a big arse church. I then went to tie my shoelace and some guy made a rude remark about me being a government school kid. Then my Dad told me not to try bash him cause he's a rugby player..? Anyway, we went in the school and I was getting hell scared because we had to go down heaps of flights of really mega steep stairs and there were no hand rails and the staircase was too wide to hold the sides. Then I saw a teacher from my school telling us to hurry up for the conference or something. Then we ended up in some big fuckin bathroom. I don't really remember much more.
And then there's Sah Turd Day.
Woke up around 8:30 and watched TV til around 9/9:30, then I had a shower and helped dad with some work around the house. Then we went down the road to get my ears pierced. Sparkle, sparkle.
After this, we went back and I helped dad with a bit more house work, until I started to feel sick and lay down while he does all the work. Hah. And then we both had nanna naps and then drove back to Mum's around 3:30. Dad stayed for a little bit then shot off. I did fuck all while I waited for my mate to come round. He came over, we went to the deli and then went to the park and had a few smokes.
We then went back to mine, went on the computer and ate lollies. Fucked around, had dinner, watched TV and then seshed. My, oh my we got so god damn high! We had like 4 or 5 cones each and shared a fat ass joint in my closet. Was good.
Then we watched Dazed and Confused and passed out around 1/1:30am.
Sundae.
Today, we woke up around 8:30 (nonDST)
// Oh yes, and what the fuck is with daylight savings in summer? I guess to catch up with Melb. //And for businesses to get better business.. but still, if we were to have daylight savings //anytime, I'd say have it in winter.
Anyway, yeah. I had a cone or two, called this new Malaysian student at my school, who got kicked out of Malaysia for doing a line of coke in class. Mmmhmm.
Anyway, we met him at the busstop and we walked down to the park and shared some jays. Although it didn't get him very high. So we went back to mine and had some cones in my closet. But he just wasn't getting high. After a while he got body stoned. Then Enolk asked us to goto his and smoke. So we did. Now I was even more fucked, and Mr. Malay still wasn't particularly high. I guess cause he hasn't done it in 4 months maybe his body isn't used to it again.
And then, we went back to mine, watched some shit then everyone left and now I'm just chilling at the computer catching up on my art homework.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Aslo I had a thought
Another name for weed could be "Mary Chihuahua"
PS. Oh and only when said in a gay mexican/puerto rican accent.
PS. Oh and only when said in a gay mexican/puerto rican accent.
Saved by the...
resin! Yeah, I don't have a whole lot of leaf left, so I'm down to an all new low. I found a pile of resin in a paper towel from like friday or so. I dunno if it's any MORE unhealthy that smoking "fresh" resin. I can't imagine it getting that much worse.
But who cares, it gets you high doesn't it? And hey, by it being there that long it burns like a charm.
Next order of business.
Fucking hell, stuck on a level in Gears of War 2... almost swallowed 20 panadol because of this.
My new "love" is fucking me over. I didn't do anything to deserve this. Although, I did get fairly high... maybe I CAN'T play this game while high. I guess, I still love it though. Fucking awesome game, with a dope satanistic ambience. Or what ever you wanna call it. Fucking awesome, I wouldn't mind being on the other team.
And last but not least.
But who cares, it gets you high doesn't it? And hey, by it being there that long it burns like a charm.
Next order of business.
Fucking hell, stuck on a level in Gears of War 2... almost swallowed 20 panadol because of this.
My new "love" is fucking me over. I didn't do anything to deserve this. Although, I did get fairly high... maybe I CAN'T play this game while high. I guess, I still love it though. Fucking awesome game, with a dope satanistic ambience. Or what ever you wanna call it. Fucking awesome, I wouldn't mind being on the other team.
And last but not least.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Could This Be...
Love? I'm not sure, but I sure as hell know Gears of War 2 is a fucking awesome game.
So far I've only played a few levels yesterday and am currently upto some level where you take this big ass heavy explosive charge to some secured door in an abandonned outpost. Yeah, whatever hey.
The graphics, the seem pretty good. Nice 'n' gorey. Lots of blood, lots of guts and lots of chainsaws through the stomach... just the way I like it.
The story line is a little hard to follow, but then again I've been playing most of it whilst stoned. Something to do with these ugly arse alien gimps wanting power and Jacinto blasting them with their fo' fo's. So far, there has been plenty to do, it's not all the same tedious crap as per most action games on Xbox/360. But all in all, im rather pleased with this birthday present. Hurry up christmas.
It's also one of the only games I don't die every 4 seconds when I'm high.
Not to say I'm any good, and I'm going to attempt to finish the game before I play online, to increase my skeelz a little. I'm sure I'll get owned straight out. But, the game is calling... and so are the cones.
See y'all on the flipside, yo.
So far I've only played a few levels yesterday and am currently upto some level where you take this big ass heavy explosive charge to some secured door in an abandonned outpost. Yeah, whatever hey.
The graphics, the seem pretty good. Nice 'n' gorey. Lots of blood, lots of guts and lots of chainsaws through the stomach... just the way I like it.
The story line is a little hard to follow, but then again I've been playing most of it whilst stoned. Something to do with these ugly arse alien gimps wanting power and Jacinto blasting them with their fo' fo's. So far, there has been plenty to do, it's not all the same tedious crap as per most action games on Xbox/360. But all in all, im rather pleased with this birthday present. Hurry up christmas.
It's also one of the only games I don't die every 4 seconds when I'm high.
Not to say I'm any good, and I'm going to attempt to finish the game before I play online, to increase my skeelz a little. I'm sure I'll get owned straight out. But, the game is calling... and so are the cones.
See y'all on the flipside, yo.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Best Birthday in 16 Years
Well, my day started off fairly normally. Got a few happy birthdays here and there at school. I 
got a gift of two cigarettes off Tobez and a gift of one cigarette off a teacher's daughter. Then after school I went to Enolk's house with Yozer and Enolk gave me a long neck cruiser :) And then we had some cones, I walked home after conquering the "one foot on the ground and one foot on the pogo" pogo trick.
I got home, had a shower and just sat infront of this old thing for a while until Monster called and said he was coming over. He came over, he showed me some sweet songs and I gave him the Metronomy album im very impressed with. Then I opened my presents, including:
A new All-in-one Printer, Copier, Scanner and Fax Machine
Gears of War 2
A nice leather wallet
Twilight ,The Book, oh yeah and fuck you.
Science is Golden, by Karl (The guy off Triple J)
A box of chocolate turkish delights
Some money
A bottle of Versace Eau De Toilette
And some more printer cartridges
I'm well happy innit!
THEN me and Monster walked over to Enolk's to meet him and Jist. Then we cracked open the drinks, had some billies and walked in the rain to meet up with everyone.
*backtrack* when Monster was over my father bought us longies */backtrack*
We walked up to this Nat chick's house for a so called gathering and it turned out no one was invited.
So after trying to get in, and failing, we went to a sheltered area, Enolk went home and got bud and a bong and we had some cones while pissing in corners and drinking goon.
At about 9:30/9:45 or so we started to walk to HJ's, although Me, Enolk and 3 Sheilas decided to stop off at a toilet block and smoke some cones. After this, I could no longer walk without someone holding onto me and I ended up getting a taxi home with 3 friends that came back down to help, hahahahahaha.
After I got home, I sat down next to my bro, he got me some water and a bucket.. and I yacked my hole. After that I felt better and I went to sleep.
Today I woke up around 7:15 to my fucking alarm clock. But I got up around 8:30, had some cones, had a shower, got dressed and we went out to Dim Sum. Fucken oath it was good.
And the rest of the day has been occupied with me setting up my printer, me playing Gears of War 2, talking on MSN and me typing this great hunk of words stringed together to make, what I think is, sense.
Stay tuned for pictures of my wild night out, and probably one of the best birthdays I've had so far.
got a gift of two cigarettes off Tobez and a gift of one cigarette off a teacher's daughter. Then after school I went to Enolk's house with Yozer and Enolk gave me a long neck cruiser :) And then we had some cones, I walked home after conquering the "one foot on the ground and one foot on the pogo" pogo trick.I got home, had a shower and just sat infront of this old thing for a while until Monster called and said he was coming over. He came over, he showed me some sweet songs and I gave him the Metronomy album im very impressed with. Then I opened my presents, including:
A new All-in-one Printer, Copier, Scanner and Fax Machine
Gears of War 2
A nice leather wallet
Twilight ,The Book, oh yeah and fuck you.
Science is Golden, by Karl
A box of chocolate turkish delights
Some money
A bottle of Versace Eau De Toilette
And some more printer cartridges
I'm well happy innit!
THEN me and Monster walked over to Enolk's to meet him and Jist. Then we cracked open the drinks, had some billies and walked in the rain to meet up with everyone.
*backtrack* when Monster was over my father bought us longies */backtrack*
We walked up to this Nat chick's house for a so called gathering and it turned out no one was invited.
So after trying to get in, and failing, we went to a sheltered area, Enolk went home and got bud and a bong and we had some cones while pissing in corners and drinking goon.
At about 9:30/9:45 or so we started to walk to HJ's, although Me, Enolk and 3 Sheilas decided to stop off at a toilet block and smoke some cones. After this, I could no longer walk without someone holding onto me and I ended up getting a taxi home with 3 friends that came back down to help, hahahahahaha.
After I got home, I sat down next to my bro, he got me some water and a bucket.. and I yacked my hole. After that I felt better and I went to sleep.
Today I woke up around 7:15 to my fucking alarm clock. But I got up around 8:30, had some cones, had a shower, got dressed and we went out to Dim Sum. Fucken oath it was good.
And the rest of the day has been occupied with me setting up my printer, me playing Gears of War 2, talking on MSN and me typing this great hunk of words stringed together to make, what I think is, sense.
Stay tuned for pictures of my wild night out, and probably one of the best birthdays I've had so far.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Sorry for interupting
but ladies and jellybeans, this "movie", I use the term loosely, has been brought to my attention.
All I have to say is, if this fucking movie comes out, a little part of me will die.
Be fucking cautious when clicking THIS LINK, symptoms may include large amounts of swearing, a big fat frown on your face and in my case.. 6 more holes in my platerboard walls.
Firstly, the movie is in live-action. If it was drawn, I'd fucking watch it. I didn't say I'd buy it though... And the actors aren't even fucking asian!! Check this shit the fuck out; Goku will be played by Justin Chatwin, somehow Bulma is played by Emmy Rossum and Master Roshi is played by some 40 year old (asian) guy with short hair?
What is this shit, honestly. You know what. I'm going to watch this movie, and I'm going to put a Dragon Ball fan's opinion smack bang in this blog.
Stick around.
All I have to say is, if this fucking movie comes out, a little part of me will die.
Be fucking cautious when clicking THIS LINK, symptoms may include large amounts of swearing, a big fat frown on your face and in my case.. 6 more holes in my platerboard walls.
Firstly, the movie is in live-action. If it was drawn, I'd fucking watch it. I didn't say I'd buy it though... And the actors aren't even fucking asian!! Check this shit the fuck out; Goku will be played by Justin Chatwin, somehow Bulma is played by Emmy Rossum and Master Roshi is played by some 40 year old (asian) guy with short hair?
What is this shit, honestly. You know what. I'm going to watch this movie, and I'm going to put a Dragon Ball fan's opinion smack bang in this blog.
Stick around.
ILYSFM Rudd
First off.
I have to say, Rudd, you're doing a good job... so far. Let's just hope all this money you're giving to everyone will be beneficial for the future. If it backfires and fucks up Australia then I will be very displeased. But so far, so good. I got some dardy tees today and a nice pair of expensive tuesdays. Overall had a good arvo with Monster.
Secondly.
Last night I stumbled upon a Breakbot remix of Baby by PNAU. Definitely
better than the original.
Then I checked out Breakbot's MySpace and fell inlove with his remix of Metronomy's A Thing For Me. Also better than the original.
I don't usually listen to this sort of electro indie pop rock stuff, but Metronomy have definitely caught my attention and after listening to their album "Nights Out" whilst cleaning my room like a woman I have come to a decision that they are fucking dope. Go get the album.
Third of all.
It's my birthday tomorrow. What're you getting me?
And last but not least.
Im gonna have some cones.
I have to say, Rudd, you're doing a good job... so far. Let's just hope all this money you're giving to everyone will be beneficial for the future. If it backfires and fucks up Australia then I will be very displeased. But so far, so good. I got some dardy tees today and a nice pair of expensive tuesdays. Overall had a good arvo with Monster.
Secondly.
Last night I stumbled upon a Breakbot remix of Baby by PNAU. Definitely
better than the original.Then I checked out Breakbot's MySpace and fell inlove with his remix of Metronomy's A Thing For Me. Also better than the original.
I don't usually listen to this sort of electro indie pop rock stuff, but Metronomy have definitely caught my attention and after listening to their album "Nights Out" whilst cleaning my room like a woman I have come to a decision that they are fucking dope. Go get the album.
Third of all.
It's my birthday tomorrow. What're you getting me?
And last but not least.
Im gonna have some cones.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Working Class Man
Yeah, so I had a pretty average day at school and work.
At work, some guy , a nightfiller, tried to take a photo of my mates not doing any work. So we think. His phone didn't really look like a late enough model to have a camera. Though I could be wrong. Either way, I wasn't really doing much wrong. I still did my work, well most of it but the stuff I did was almost perfect. I was just helping out a mate.
If anything happens to my job because of this, I'll consider pipe bombing his ankles.
Or fuck up his car while he's at work.
Anywho, what's everyone getting me for my birthday?
No dildos.
hint
At work, some guy , a nightfiller, tried to take a photo of my mates not doing any work. So we think. His phone didn't really look like a late enough model to have a camera. Though I could be wrong. Either way, I wasn't really doing much wrong. I still did my work, well most of it but the stuff I did was almost perfect. I was just helping out a mate.
If anything happens to my job because of this, I'll consider pipe bombing his ankles.
Or fuck up his car while he's at work.
Anywho, what's everyone getting me for my birthday?
No dildos.
hint
Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
The rest of my weekend
Well sir.
On Saturday, just chilled and smoked a few cones after I woke up, and just chilled in my room til me and my brother went to Dad's 4 story glory. Once we got there we made and ate sushi, then my bro felt like smokes so we walked for almost a half hour trying to find a shop but nothing was open. LAME!
So we just went back and had a dope barbecue with Dad.
The next day (today) I got home around 1:30pm, had a quick shower and went over to Enolk's and had some bills and just rode around the 6050. After that we went back to mine and had nachos and bills and then he went home and I'm sitting here all high and wanting dinner, and my mother dearest has yet to start my vittles.
When will women learn?
Regards,
On Saturday, just chilled and smoked a few cones after I woke up, and just chilled in my room til me and my brother went to Dad's 4 story glory. Once we got there we made and ate sushi, then my bro felt like smokes so we walked for almost a half hour trying to find a shop but nothing was open. LAME!
So we just went back and had a dope barbecue with Dad.
The next day (today) I got home around 1:30pm, had a quick shower and went over to Enolk's and had some bills and just rode around the 6050. After that we went back to mine and had nachos and bills and then he went home and I'm sitting here all high and wanting dinner, and my mother dearest has yet to start my vittles.
When will women learn?
Regards,
Friday, March 13, 2009
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?
Went to a friends party tonight. Was dope. Got stoned. Easuh.
And here's my story...
Friday afternoon, finished school and went over to a park and chained 3 bummed ciggies off some good fellas at school. Then I walked home with a mate, got changed, caught a bus to norfbrij and got some smokes and got the bus back home.
Chilled at home for a while smoking a few cones, then 2 of my friends came over and we walked to another friends house and got 3 more people.
Then we walked up the hill and down the road to the busstop to goto an awesome chick's party.
We got there, smoked some cones, had some smokes, drank 2 of my friends backwash (by my own will of course) and just chilled.
We went to HJ's and most of my friends, drunk and high, trashed the place... let's face it it was pretty funny at first.
Then we walked back to the party, chilled for a while and then I called my mother dearest to pick me up. Just as I hang up I get told to have a cone, so I said I'll just have a small one, not knowing that the girl that was having the party's Dad shouted me a pipe-cone(?) of hash.
I took about 3/4 and got totally fucked and had a conversation with him about his wallpaper and how I used to have it and we both found it the exact same way. Then he told me how to make hash with a thing called a "Bubble Bag".. dope...
As you can see I'm still fucked off that hash and am about to have some more cones and chill to my reggae mon.
Praise Jah Love
And here's my story...
Friday afternoon, finished school and went over to a park and chained 3 bummed ciggies off some good fellas at school. Then I walked home with a mate, got changed, caught a bus to norfbrij and got some smokes and got the bus back home.
Chilled at home for a while smoking a few cones, then 2 of my friends came over and we walked to another friends house and got 3 more people.
Then we walked up the hill and down the road to the busstop to goto an awesome chick's party.
We got there, smoked some cones, had some smokes, drank 2 of my friends backwash (by my own will of course) and just chilled.
We went to HJ's and most of my friends, drunk and high, trashed the place... let's face it it was pretty funny at first.
Then we walked back to the party, chilled for a while and then I called my mother dearest to pick me up. Just as I hang up I get told to have a cone, so I said I'll just have a small one, not knowing that the girl that was having the party's Dad shouted me a pipe-cone(?) of hash.
I took about 3/4 and got totally fucked and had a conversation with him about his wallpaper and how I used to have it and we both found it the exact same way. Then he told me how to make hash with a thing called a "Bubble Bag".. dope...
As you can see I'm still fucked off that hash and am about to have some more cones and chill to my reggae mon.
Praise Jah Love
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Budda boy
My bruv got in last night at 7pm.
We picked him up from the airport taxi zone and had a little catch up on the way home. We got back and had some of mums awesome chicken curry and just chillaxed.
Then my bro watched me have cones, as he can't do them because he doesnt smoke as much as I do. Beaten by a teenage boy.. hah
Not to mention getting done after smoking with a mate after school.. :\
But yeah, today I stayed home from school to chill with my much missed brother, Adzriot.
We shared a couple a joints, mighty fine rolling if I do say so myself. We just veged out infront of the telly all day and just chatted away, eating ramen and various other snack foods.
All in all a pretty good day!
So now I'm smoking my post work cones.. they're most triumphant!
We picked him up from the airport taxi zone and had a little catch up on the way home. We got back and had some of mums awesome chicken curry and just chillaxed.
Then my bro watched me have cones, as he can't do them because he doesnt smoke as much as I do. Beaten by a teenage boy.. hah
Not to mention getting done after smoking with a mate after school.. :\
But yeah, today I stayed home from school to chill with my much missed brother, Adzriot.
We shared a couple a joints, mighty fine rolling if I do say so myself. We just veged out infront of the telly all day and just chatted away, eating ramen and various other snack foods.
All in all a pretty good day!
So now I'm smoking my post work cones.. they're most triumphant!
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Shake and Enolk's Excellent adventure
It all began on a Friday afternoon. 3 boys ventured into the misty regions of ones shed. They were indeed there to inhale the crude combustion of a dried plant in which has a chemical, scientificly named, Tetrahydrocannabinol.
Mmmmhmmmm. Anywho, here was my excellent adventure with a good friend of mine.
Friday afternoon.
Walked across the park to my mates house for a few cones of some half dried mary jane clippings.
Potent aarse shiat if I do say so myself. We had some cones, jammed in the lounge room, switching instruments afew times between guitar and drums.
Then we headed to El Frencho's to pick up zee "stuff" and for my friend to drop of his bread. We got 3, caught the bus back to my mates and poppedy pop pop pop! We then caught a lift to a surprise party at a good friend of mine's for a Jewish girl. Why was it necessary for me to say that she is Jewish? It isn't.
3 hours had gone by, and all I could feel was the vodka fromt he punch starting to make me sleepy. Not what my night intended. My guy came down, and dropped off more stuff to some other and one guy even double dropped. Nothing. Dud batch = bogus!
So we walked back after almsot 10 scabbed smokes. Did some tags, had some cones and fell asleep watching the rest of Ghost Dog.
Saturday.
Had some bacon and eggs, chilled a bit then had some cones. We hung around to get a hold of the guy but no way to contact him. So we headed off to the Brewster's and had a bit of a jam. I do belive my ears were completely fucked. Went to IGA and Hungry's and then just chilled some more at my friends. Then me and Enolk oner went back to mine and just kicked it, smoking billies and eating fish and chips just in tikme for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure to have finished downloading. I mean, I had to go to Planet on my bike and get it >_>
We finished smoking around 10pm and passed out half way through Bill and Ted at 10:45ish.
Sunday.
Got up, had breakfast, had cones, had more to eat, had a smoke. Then enolk left for an early meeting. I just lay back and have cones and watching TV. 'Til enolk came back with my partially dried bud and leaf. We had more, got really, really, really, stoned and I can't actually remember much after that at the moment. I think I'm too stoned. Oh well, I want dinner. I'll re-post when Im sober... maybe.
Ciao bella
Mmmmhmmmm. Anywho, here was my excellent adventure with a good friend of mine.
Friday afternoon.
Walked across the park to my mates house for a few cones of some half dried mary jane clippings.
Potent aarse shiat if I do say so myself. We had some cones, jammed in the lounge room, switching instruments afew times between guitar and drums.
Then we headed to El Frencho's to pick up zee "stuff" and for my friend to drop of his bread. We got 3, caught the bus back to my mates and poppedy pop pop pop! We then caught a lift to a surprise party at a good friend of mine's for a Jewish girl. Why was it necessary for me to say that she is Jewish? It isn't.
3 hours had gone by, and all I could feel was the vodka fromt he punch starting to make me sleepy. Not what my night intended. My guy came down, and dropped off more stuff to some other and one guy even double dropped. Nothing. Dud batch = bogus!
So we walked back after almsot 10 scabbed smokes. Did some tags, had some cones and fell asleep watching the rest of Ghost Dog.
Saturday.
Had some bacon and eggs, chilled a bit then had some cones. We hung around to get a hold of the guy but no way to contact him. So we headed off to the Brewster's and had a bit of a jam. I do belive my ears were completely fucked. Went to IGA and Hungry's and then just chilled some more at my friends. Then me and Enolk oner went back to mine and just kicked it, smoking billies and eating fish and chips just in tikme for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure to have finished downloading. I mean, I had to go to Planet on my bike and get it >_>
We finished smoking around 10pm and passed out half way through Bill and Ted at 10:45ish.
Sunday.
Got up, had breakfast, had cones, had more to eat, had a smoke. Then enolk left for an early meeting. I just lay back and have cones and watching TV. 'Til enolk came back with my partially dried bud and leaf. We had more, got really, really, really, stoned and I can't actually remember much after that at the moment. I think I'm too stoned. Oh well, I want dinner. I'll re-post when Im sober... maybe.
Ciao bella
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Week-fucking-end
I had the most grand weekend in a long time.
Care for a weekend outline?
Friday:
Went to a friends house, had some cones, went home got ready and went back to his and had yet more cones. We then rode our bikes down Inglewood way for my friend to pick up 2 kootargh ass books. We went back, burn another few cones, had some whiskey on the way to our friends house and chilled for a little bit. We then ventured to Hungry Jack's for some mean ass munchies but little did we know we'd bump into the reaper of phones. My mate got his phone taken off him along with my last cigarette! So we headed home, painting a little on the way home. We had more cones then passed out watching How High.
Saturday:
WAKE 'N' BAKE! Yep, you guessed it. And then we travelled over to mine, caught up with another 2 friends and took hits from tha bong. One friend went home, another left to go home and when the 3rd left the 1st friend came back around with tickets to Coldplay. Now I don't usually like these guys other than the odd Yellow or Clocks and even The Scientist. But hey, it was free for us. So we went back to his house had some cones, we were going to have some whiskey until his uncle said we had to go straight away. We went, got there, walked around a little, watched the supporting act, The Subways, which were probably better than the main act.
We then left, after a few Colplay songs, to Hamburger Hill. Got a mean hamburger and drink then got picked up by mother dearest. Had some cones while watching Super High Me, then passed out.
Sunday:
WAKE 'N' BAKE! At around 8am we woke up had some cones then accidentally passed out again. 4 hours later... WAKE 'N' BAKE! Then my friend headed home to chillax etc.
My other mate, one of the ones that came briefly the day before. We didn't do much other than smoke resin and a tiny bit of leaf. Then the first friend came back again baring bud! All was good until we sobered up and he left. We watched a Pineapple Express while smoking minute leaf cones until getting too tired to do anything but lay down and listen to Dark Side of the Moon.
Monday:
WAKE.. :| Wasn't in a particularly good mood in the morning. Everyhting was pissing me off and it didn't help that Dad lost the dog briefly and wanted me to get on my bike to look for him down the street. Good one daddy! My mate left mid day to play basket ball at the school gym as I wait for my first friend to come over AGAIN baring bud. Such a generous friend :)
Anywho, we were talking and smoking and watching Ghost Dog and he asked me if I wanted to goto Soundwave. FUCKYEAH! Soundwave was the most awesome-est (it's a fucking word now) concert evah! Met Lamb of God's Bassist and Rythym Guitarist. Also got to catch some of Nine Inch Nails, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Bloodhound Gang, 36 Crazy Fists, In Flames and Billy Talent... cough.
Came home around 10:30, had a smoke and fell asleep in the best mood.
All in all, a fucking awesome weekend if you ask me.
Was deeeerp!
Care for a weekend outline?
Friday:
Went to a friends house, had some cones, went home got ready and went back to his and had yet more cones. We then rode our bikes down Inglewood way for my friend to pick up 2 kootargh ass books. We went back, burn another few cones, had some whiskey on the way to our friends house and chilled for a little bit. We then ventured to Hungry Jack's for some mean ass munchies but little did we know we'd bump into the reaper of phones. My mate got his phone taken off him along with my last cigarette! So we headed home, painting a little on the way home. We had more cones then passed out watching How High.
Saturday:
WAKE 'N' BAKE! Yep, you guessed it. And then we travelled over to mine, caught up with another 2 friends and took hits from tha bong. One friend went home, another left to go home and when the 3rd left the 1st friend came back around with tickets to Coldplay. Now I don't usually like these guys other than the odd Yellow or Clocks and even The Scientist. But hey, it was free for us. So we went back to his house had some cones, we were going to have some whiskey until his uncle said we had to go straight away. We went, got there, walked around a little, watched the supporting act, The Subways, which were probably better than the main act.
We then left, after a few Colplay songs, to Hamburger Hill. Got a mean hamburger and drink then got picked up by mother dearest. Had some cones while watching Super High Me, then passed out.
Sunday:
WAKE 'N' BAKE! At around 8am we woke up had some cones then accidentally passed out again. 4 hours later... WAKE 'N' BAKE! Then my friend headed home to chillax etc.
My other mate, one of the ones that came briefly the day before. We didn't do much other than smoke resin and a tiny bit of leaf. Then the first friend came back again baring bud! All was good until we sobered up and he left. We watched a Pineapple Express while smoking minute leaf cones until getting too tired to do anything but lay down and listen to Dark Side of the Moon.
Monday:
WAKE.. :| Wasn't in a particularly good mood in the morning. Everyhting was pissing me off and it didn't help that Dad lost the dog briefly and wanted me to get on my bike to look for him down the street. Good one daddy! My mate left mid day to play basket ball at the school gym as I wait for my first friend to come over AGAIN baring bud. Such a generous friend :)
Anywho, we were talking and smoking and watching Ghost Dog and he asked me if I wanted to goto Soundwave. FUCKYEAH! Soundwave was the most awesome-est (it's a fucking word now) concert evah! Met Lamb of God's Bassist and Rythym Guitarist. Also got to catch some of Nine Inch Nails, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Bloodhound Gang, 36 Crazy Fists, In Flames and Billy Talent... cough.
Came home around 10:30, had a smoke and fell asleep in the best mood.
All in all, a fucking awesome weekend if you ask me.
Was deeeerp!
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