Well.. it wasn't GREAT. But at times was awesome.
Friedae.
Was fucking dope!
After school, me and Bumfluff came back to mine, bearing sticks. We had a bit of a chop and just chilled as we waited for my other mate who for now has no alias.
He was coming over after her finished TAFE and got ready.
Anyway, while we were waiting Enolk dropped by, chilled for a bit then got his weed and came back, about the same time as my other mate arrived. We had a few cones and some smokes and we headed to the servo to get cash out to buy pizza! So we did, and on the way back we had a smoke.
After we got back we ordered pizza and mum came home, was all good. The pizza took about an hour and a half almost, annoying yet a satisfying meal. Toni Pepperoni on a thin crust, Meatlovers on a deep pan crust and a Godfather on a classic crust. Mmmmmm.
We ate, and after mother went to bed we had a compression and "Cloud 9" and watched The Yellow Submarine and got very high throughout the night as we laughed, ate and hit Bumfluff. I did most of the hitting. It's a ritual...
Saddadae.
Woke up and guess what... WAKE 'N' BAKE!
Aw yeah.
And after that and bulk chillingz, at about 11am Bumfluff went home as he had work in a few hours. So he departed with what he had left from the night before and headed home to watch Dragon Ball Z.
Me and my other mate chilled at mine for ages, we went through vast ammounts of food and watched Half Baked. Good shit. I can't really remember what we did...
Enolk came over for a while and brought his new bong, it's quite nice. We smoked many a bill and just macked it, had a few ciggies and watched this DVD Enolk brought over.
Once they all left, I got ready to go out, and at about 7pm my friend, Clouds, came over and we walked to Beaufort and met up with Henza, Monster, Warp, Enolk, Ivel, Regi, Griffo, Jarrad M, Harry, Luke, Luke, Image, E-Dawg (stupid shit drunk bitch), Jist and many others. Sorry if I forgot you.
We walked to nandos and I shared 2 jays with Image, Clouds and E-Dawg. Then we went to get chips but Clouds and E-Dawg went off to say hey to Lows and Bark so me and Image decided to go with them. We ended up walking around and ended up meeting up with everyone again at Hyde Park. We got the bus to Dianella to goto some Jewish party, which happened to be totally jewish. We got kicked out and we just fucked around in the street for ages and ended up getting home by getting a lift from Clouds' father.
Once I was at home I was so fucking tired, but I decided to smoke bulk cones and I ended up sleeping about 12 hours.
Sondae.
Did absolutely fuck all today ey, was gonna study but I ended up smoking during the day so I cbf'd (am about to do some now though). I just basically smoked many a cones today and just macked it at home with some good food and fresh beats.
Can't say much else about today other than it was fucking hard to wake up the next morning. :|
Peace out homeboys
Monday, May 25, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Those Three Days
Let's start with Friday.
After school, didn't have much to do until my friend came over so I went to Enolk's and just chilled for a while until Ivel called Enolk and we decided to go for a skate. We skated to MLPS then decided we'd rather skate the Highschool basketball/tennis courts. We went there, skated around and did tags with a piece of wood on the ground! >:D
Then, we went to the park and met up with Gasp, exchanged gifts, and just chilled for a little bit.
Then me and Ivel went to Enolk's, with Enolk, and we just chilled at the computer and had fried rice that Enolk's Dad made.
After a while, we decided to come back to mine and have a sesh, although Enolk is cutting down due to getting sick too much. (Tonsillitis etc.) But we waited for my other friend to come over first, so until then we watched some of 24 Hour Party People. My friend arrived, and we began to chop. After a few rotations it was easy to say we were all verily high. Verily high indeed.
And then arrived Jist and Benzo. They came to mine for a while and we just watched TV and fucked around, until about 9pm, they all went where the night took them. But me and my friend weren't going anywhere, we were staying there and smoking 'erb all night brutha.
And so we did.
Then there's Saturday.
Fortunately I still had a fair bit of dank, so I indeed performed the "Wake and Bake" ritual.
I had about 3 or so cones, and then me and my mate made breakfast. Bacon and eggs if memory serves me correctly.
I think my mate left at around 11/11:30 or so and I just chilled in my room 'til Dad came over, and I went to his around 3ish.
Didn't do much at Dad's, sat around, ate fish and wedges for dinner and he helped me with this assignment for maths (fuck you Excel)
And Lastly, Sunday.
Did'nt do a whole lot Sunday either really. Dad took me home around lunch or a bit after 1 maybe. I got home, I was alone, so I decided to toke a few. I had about half of my chop and I saved the rest for that night. I don't think I really got upto much this day other than get high and probably send people seedy picture comments on MySpace.. but hey, what are Sundays for anyway?
I think the highlight of my Sunday would have to have been that Mother Dearest bought me Micky D's for dinner. Mmmm :)
All in all, a pretty boring weekend. But still good.
After school, didn't have much to do until my friend came over so I went to Enolk's and just chilled for a while until Ivel called Enolk and we decided to go for a skate. We skated to MLPS then decided we'd rather skate the Highschool basketball/tennis courts. We went there, skated around and did tags with a piece of wood on the ground! >:D
Then, we went to the park and met up with Gasp, exchanged gifts, and just chilled for a little bit.
Then me and Ivel went to Enolk's, with Enolk, and we just chilled at the computer and had fried rice that Enolk's Dad made.
After a while, we decided to come back to mine and have a sesh, although Enolk is cutting down due to getting sick too much. (Tonsillitis etc.) But we waited for my other friend to come over first, so until then we watched some of 24 Hour Party People. My friend arrived, and we began to chop. After a few rotations it was easy to say we were all verily high. Verily high indeed.
And then arrived Jist and Benzo. They came to mine for a while and we just watched TV and fucked around, until about 9pm, they all went where the night took them. But me and my friend weren't going anywhere, we were staying there and smoking 'erb all night brutha.
And so we did.
Then there's Saturday.
Fortunately I still had a fair bit of dank, so I indeed performed the "Wake and Bake" ritual.
I had about 3 or so cones, and then me and my mate made breakfast. Bacon and eggs if memory serves me correctly.
I think my mate left at around 11/11:30 or so and I just chilled in my room 'til Dad came over, and I went to his around 3ish.
Didn't do much at Dad's, sat around, ate fish and wedges for dinner and he helped me with this assignment for maths (fuck you Excel)
And Lastly, Sunday.
Did'nt do a whole lot Sunday either really. Dad took me home around lunch or a bit after 1 maybe. I got home, I was alone, so I decided to toke a few. I had about half of my chop and I saved the rest for that night. I don't think I really got upto much this day other than get high and probably send people seedy picture comments on MySpace.. but hey, what are Sundays for anyway?
I think the highlight of my Sunday would have to have been that Mother Dearest bought me Micky D's for dinner. Mmmm :)
All in all, a pretty boring weekend. But still good.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Jahova
Well, I was gonna do this Sunday night, but I cbf'd...
Then I was gonna do it Monday night, but I cbf'd...
I then thought I should do it Tuesday night, but I cbf'd...
So I'll do it now.
Phrydae.
After school, me and my new friend Mr Cocaine, who is originally from Malaysia but he got expelled from school and he can't go to school over there due to the fact that he snorted cocaine in class and then lit up a doobie. HA! So yeah, we walked to mine and when we got to mine we just chilled, had a smoke, had a shower then headed over to Enolk's.
When we got there, we just sat around waiting for Ivel and when he got there we had some cones and I rolled a few jays. I had ONE cone and for some odd reason I started to "green out" a little. I felt dizzy and felt a little nauseous. We then got a lift from Enolk's Dad to Benzos house where we met up with Jist, Sims and Luke. We chilled for a bit, watched The Simpsons then decided we'd go to Beaufort and wait for Breaz, Bask and Spie. We met up with them, caught the bus and along the way met up with Henza and co.
We got to the city, tried to get into the traino but they gay cunt curry munching transits didn't believe we were entitled to a concession fare and wanted us to buy new standard fare tickets. I had my concession card, but it had been split and this black transit said it wasn't valid... but I asked another Indian fella and he allowed me to get in. We all eventually got in after arguing Jist's way in.
We got on the train, then when we were almost at our stop this big dyke cunt wanted to check our tickets. Of course, we still didn't have our concession cards and I think 2 or 3 of my mates got fined. (fakenameandaddresswhat?)
We got to the party, macked it a bit and had a few beers, although for some strange reason my stomach was still feeling rather strange and I couldn't even hit the hookah without feeling sick.
Jason got bored so I round up Enolk and Peter and we headed home in a taxi with some poor old Asian woman having to put up with Enolk's acid trip. HAHA! "Hey, can I run to Dad's and pick up some mari-joo-ana?"
We got home, Jason decided to keep the meter running and he got his stuff from mine and went home.
We had cones and I slept to Enolk's soothing voice.. "That's whack... so WHACK!"
Sattadai.
Mum went to work fairly early and me and Enolk had a good old wake 'n' bake.
Then I told Bumfluff to come over while me and Enolk had our showers. When Bumfluff arrived we rode to Maccas and got a mean feed. On the way back, Ivel called and he came over shortly after we got back to mine. We had cones, yada yada, me and Lav got a stick and he stayed the night, we didn't do a whole lot other than watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Sundee.
MOTHER'S DAY!
Lav left at around 11, the same time as my brother and his wife came over to cook lunch for mum. I cooked her breakfast and dinner :D
My bro gave me some extra cash, as I am a poor cunt, and his wife drove me to Fresh Provisions to buy mother dearest some flowers. Dad came over while we were out and we had a nice lunch, my brother made pasta.
After everyone had left Mum decided to go to the city to do some shopping and while she was out, I had about 10 cones trying to use up the rest of my weed so I can't smoke it during the week. (Cutting down)
And yeah, just sat around at home playing GTA IV and smoking cones. All in all, a pretty average yet relaxed weekend.
Love, peace and harmony.
Then I was gonna do it Monday night, but I cbf'd...
I then thought I should do it Tuesday night, but I cbf'd...
So I'll do it now.
Phrydae.
After school, me and my new friend Mr Cocaine, who is originally from Malaysia but he got expelled from school and he can't go to school over there due to the fact that he snorted cocaine in class and then lit up a doobie. HA! So yeah, we walked to mine and when we got to mine we just chilled, had a smoke, had a shower then headed over to Enolk's.
When we got there, we just sat around waiting for Ivel and when he got there we had some cones and I rolled a few jays. I had ONE cone and for some odd reason I started to "green out" a little. I felt dizzy and felt a little nauseous. We then got a lift from Enolk's Dad to Benzos house where we met up with Jist, Sims and Luke. We chilled for a bit, watched The Simpsons then decided we'd go to Beaufort and wait for Breaz, Bask and Spie. We met up with them, caught the bus and along the way met up with Henza and co.
We got to the city, tried to get into the traino but they gay cunt curry munching transits didn't believe we were entitled to a concession fare and wanted us to buy new standard fare tickets. I had my concession card, but it had been split and this black transit said it wasn't valid... but I asked another Indian fella and he allowed me to get in. We all eventually got in after arguing Jist's way in.
We got on the train, then when we were almost at our stop this big dyke cunt wanted to check our tickets. Of course, we still didn't have our concession cards and I think 2 or 3 of my mates got fined. (fakenameandaddresswhat?)
We got to the party, macked it a bit and had a few beers, although for some strange reason my stomach was still feeling rather strange and I couldn't even hit the hookah without feeling sick.
Jason got bored so I round up Enolk and Peter and we headed home in a taxi with some poor old Asian woman having to put up with Enolk's acid trip. HAHA! "Hey, can I run to Dad's and pick up some mari-joo-ana?"
We got home, Jason decided to keep the meter running and he got his stuff from mine and went home.
We had cones and I slept to Enolk's soothing voice.. "That's whack... so WHACK!"
Sattadai.
Mum went to work fairly early and me and Enolk had a good old wake 'n' bake.
Then I told Bumfluff to come over while me and Enolk had our showers. When Bumfluff arrived we rode to Maccas and got a mean feed. On the way back, Ivel called and he came over shortly after we got back to mine. We had cones, yada yada, me and Lav got a stick and he stayed the night, we didn't do a whole lot other than watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Sundee.
MOTHER'S DAY!
Lav left at around 11, the same time as my brother and his wife came over to cook lunch for mum. I cooked her breakfast and dinner :D
My bro gave me some extra cash, as I am a poor cunt, and his wife drove me to Fresh Provisions to buy mother dearest some flowers. Dad came over while we were out and we had a nice lunch, my brother made pasta.
After everyone had left Mum decided to go to the city to do some shopping and while she was out, I had about 10 cones trying to use up the rest of my weed so I can't smoke it during the week. (Cutting down)
And yeah, just sat around at home playing GTA IV and smoking cones. All in all, a pretty average yet relaxed weekend.
Love, peace and harmony.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Weekend, Summarised.
Wuh-Oh! Here we go again!
Fridee.
The weekend started as Me, Enolk and Ivel walked home. I went to mine to get changed and pick up some suff and Enolk and Ivel went to Enolk's. I got my stuff and got changed then skated over to Enolk's by around 4. Macked it for a while, then walked back to mine to get my 360 controller and a jacket. And off to Kalamunda we went! And it took us fucking long enough, after going to Northbridge, then walking to Hyde Park and being raped (with words) by a, what seemed to be, homeless person of indigenous Australian decent. He told us he was a black aboriginal from Darwin, but I he didn't explain to us how he was also part Irish, Scottish and Chinese. He seemed nice, other than the part where he told my mates he would kick their arses then realising that he's at least 3 times our age.
We got to Kalamunda at about 7-8 and through-out the whole night, we smoked cones, played Xbox, watched Planet Terror, ate pizza and kicked back and relaxed.
Satdee.
We woke up around 9:30 or so, after we went to sleep at around 3am. We chopped a little, then we went to go get the bus home after chilling and playing Crash Bandicoot. We missed the bus. Mmm. Luckily for us, Enolk's mother gave us a lift to Midland traino and we pretty much took it from there. Ivel went home and me and Enolk went to our homes. I went home, organised my costume for a tribal themed party I was going to that night. At around 6:30 Enolk and Ivel made their way to mine and we ate curry. Then we headed to the party 7:40 or so. We got there, free piss, a stripper and somewhat of a good soundtrack. Though I got so fucked I didn't really understand what was going on most of the time, it was still a dope party. We got picked up at around 12 by Enolk's dad and me and Ivel stayed the night at Enolk's. We got home, I layed down and almost fell asleep. But I decided to follow Enolk and Ivel to the shed and after 1/5 of a cone, I felt my stomach contents rise... I then projectile puked all over my socks and my friend's shed's poor floor. I threw those socks away the next day thank you very much. Had another and then passed out watching Star Wars.
Sundee.
Woke up at around 8:30... worst fucking wake up in a while. Every second was agony as I tried to hold in the feeling of me wanting to yack my hole right into Enolk's lunch box and/or toilet.
We got up, went on the computer and at about 10 I decided to walk home, still in my super orgasmic tribal costume designed by me, Shake, and my dearest mother. I was walking down the laneway that basically separates my house from his and at about half way I had an itch in my chest, that itch then urned into a scracth and that scratch would only be satisfied by coughing.
So I coughed... BIG mistake. I then scurried to the edge of the lane way and yacked bile and cordial all into someones nice little shrub. I then blew my nose onto my jacket and proceeded towards my house. After another few metres I then yacked once again and the rest of the walk home felt good. Other than my head spinning every which way.
Got home, had shower, hopped onto ye olde instant messenger and told Val to head on over. Then I spoke to Mr. Cocaine (Malaysian pride bitch) and he was on his way to mine to "smoke up". Not long after Val had come over and we had made bacon, Enolk and Breezy came over. At exactly 3:35 Jason got here and we began to sesh. A few rotations and we were all high, except for Breezy, and we all played GTA 4. Just chilled for a while, one by one they all went their separate ways. After that, Enolk left me a nice bowl of chop and I'm smoking it while doing this very preoccupying hobby.
I think I've written enough for one night/weekend.
Fridee.
The weekend started as Me, Enolk and Ivel walked home. I went to mine to get changed and pick up some suff and Enolk and Ivel went to Enolk's. I got my stuff and got changed then skated over to Enolk's by around 4. Macked it for a while, then walked back to mine to get my 360 controller and a jacket. And off to Kalamunda we went! And it took us fucking long enough, after going to Northbridge, then walking to Hyde Park and being raped (with words) by a, what seemed to be, homeless person of indigenous Australian decent. He told us he was a black aboriginal from Darwin, but I he didn't explain to us how he was also part Irish, Scottish and Chinese. He seemed nice, other than the part where he told my mates he would kick their arses then realising that he's at least 3 times our age.
We got to Kalamunda at about 7-8 and through-out the whole night, we smoked cones, played Xbox, watched Planet Terror, ate pizza and kicked back and relaxed.
Satdee.
We woke up around 9:30 or so, after we went to sleep at around 3am. We chopped a little, then we went to go get the bus home after chilling and playing Crash Bandicoot. We missed the bus. Mmm. Luckily for us, Enolk's mother gave us a lift to Midland traino and we pretty much took it from there. Ivel went home and me and Enolk went to our homes. I went home, organised my costume for a tribal themed party I was going to that night. At around 6:30 Enolk and Ivel made their way to mine and we ate curry. Then we headed to the party 7:40 or so. We got there, free piss, a stripper and somewhat of a good soundtrack. Though I got so fucked I didn't really understand what was going on most of the time, it was still a dope party. We got picked up at around 12 by Enolk's dad and me and Ivel stayed the night at Enolk's. We got home, I layed down and almost fell asleep. But I decided to follow Enolk and Ivel to the shed and after 1/5 of a cone, I felt my stomach contents rise... I then projectile puked all over my socks and my friend's shed's poor floor. I threw those socks away the next day thank you very much. Had another and then passed out watching Star Wars.
Sundee.
Woke up at around 8:30... worst fucking wake up in a while. Every second was agony as I tried to hold in the feeling of me wanting to yack my hole right into Enolk's lunch box and/or toilet.
We got up, went on the computer and at about 10 I decided to walk home, still in my super orgasmic tribal costume designed by me, Shake, and my dearest mother. I was walking down the laneway that basically separates my house from his and at about half way I had an itch in my chest, that itch then urned into a scracth and that scratch would only be satisfied by coughing.
So I coughed... BIG mistake. I then scurried to the edge of the lane way and yacked bile and cordial all into someones nice little shrub. I then blew my nose onto my jacket and proceeded towards my house. After another few metres I then yacked once again and the rest of the walk home felt good. Other than my head spinning every which way.
Got home, had shower, hopped onto ye olde instant messenger and told Val to head on over. Then I spoke to Mr. Cocaine (Malaysian pride bitch) and he was on his way to mine to "smoke up". Not long after Val had come over and we had made bacon, Enolk and Breezy came over. At exactly 3:35 Jason got here and we began to sesh. A few rotations and we were all high, except for Breezy, and we all played GTA 4. Just chilled for a while, one by one they all went their separate ways. After that, Enolk left me a nice bowl of chop and I'm smoking it while doing this very preoccupying hobby.
I think I've written enough for one night/weekend.
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