Shakey Wordings

"Snookeroo, oo mookeroo."

Monday, March 16, 2009

It's official


Greenseas' Salsa tuna fucking sucks.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

The rest of my weekend

Well sir.
On Saturday, just chilled and smoked a few cones after I woke up, and just chilled in my room til me and my brother went to Dad's 4 story glory. Once we got there we made and ate sushi, then my bro felt like smokes so we walked for almost a half hour trying to find a shop but nothing was open. LAME!
So we just went back and had a dope barbecue with Dad.

The next day (today) I got home around 1:30pm, had a quick shower and went over to Enolk's and had some bills and just rode around the 6050. After that we went back to mine and had nachos and bills and then he went home and I'm sitting here all high and wanting dinner, and my mother dearest has yet to start my vittles.
When will women learn?

Regards,

Friday, March 13, 2009

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?

Went to a friends party tonight. Was dope. Got stoned. Easuh.
And here's my story...

Friday afternoon, finished school and went over to a park and chained 3 bummed ciggies off some good fellas at school. Then I walked home with a mate, got changed, caught a bus to norfbrij and got some smokes and got the bus back home.
Chilled at home for a while smoking a few cones, then 2 of my friends came over and we walked to another friends house and got 3 more people.

Then we walked up the hill and down the road to the busstop to goto an awesome chick's party.
We got there, smoked some cones, had some smokes, drank 2 of my friends backwash (by my own will of course) and just chilled.
We went to HJ's and most of my friends, drunk and high, trashed the place... let's face it it was pretty funny at first.
Then we walked back to the party, chilled for a while and then I called my mother dearest to pick me up. Just as I hang up I get told to have a cone, so I said I'll just have a small one, not knowing that the girl that was having the party's Dad shouted me a pipe-cone(?) of hash.
I took about 3/4 and got totally fucked and had a conversation with him about his wallpaper and how I used to have it and we both found it the exact same way. Then he told me how to make hash with a thing called a "Bubble Bag".. dope...

As you can see I'm still fucked off that hash and am about to have some more cones and chill to my reggae mon.

Praise Jah Love

Thursday, March 12, 2009

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Easuh

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Budda boy

My bruv got in last night at 7pm.
We picked him up from the airport taxi zone and had a little catch up on the way home. We got back and had some of mums awesome chicken curry and just chillaxed.
Then my bro watched me have cones, as he can't do them because he doesnt smoke as much as I do. Beaten by a teenage boy.. hah

Not to mention getting done after smoking with a mate after school.. :\

But yeah, today I stayed home from school to chill with my much missed brother, Adzriot.
We shared a couple a joints, mighty fine rolling if I do say so myself. We just veged out infront of the telly all day and just chatted away, eating ramen and various other snack foods.
All in all a pretty good day!

So now I'm smoking my post work cones.. they're most triumphant!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Shake and Enolk's Excellent adventure

It all began on a Friday afternoon. 3 boys ventured into the misty regions of ones shed. They were indeed there to inhale the crude combustion of a dried plant in which has a chemical, scientificly named, Tetrahydrocannabinol.
Mmmmhmmmm. Anywho, here was my excellent adventure with a good friend of mine.

Friday afternoon.
Walked across the park to my mates house for a few cones of some half dried mary jane clippings.
Potent aarse shiat if I do say so myself. We had some cones, jammed in the lounge room, switching instruments afew times between guitar and drums.
Then we headed to El Frencho's to pick up zee "stuff" and for my friend to drop of his bread. We got 3, caught the bus back to my mates and poppedy pop pop pop! We then caught a lift to a surprise party at a good friend of mine's for a Jewish girl. Why was it necessary for me to say that she is Jewish? It isn't.
3 hours had gone by, and all I could feel was the vodka fromt he punch starting to make me sleepy. Not what my night intended. My guy came down, and dropped off more stuff to some other and one guy even double dropped. Nothing. Dud batch = bogus!
So we walked back after almsot 10 scabbed smokes. Did some tags, had some cones and fell asleep watching the rest of Ghost Dog.

Saturday.
Had some bacon and eggs, chilled a bit then had some cones. We hung around to get a hold of the guy but no way to contact him. So we headed off to the Brewster's and had a bit of a jam. I do belive my ears were completely fucked. Went to IGA and Hungry's and then just chilled some more at my friends. Then me and Enolk oner went back to mine and just kicked it, smoking billies and eating fish and chips just in tikme for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure to have finished downloading. I mean, I had to go to Planet on my bike and get it >_>
We finished smoking around 10pm and passed out half way through Bill and Ted at 10:45ish.

Sunday.
Got up, had breakfast, had cones, had more to eat, had a smoke. Then enolk left for an early meeting. I just lay back and have cones and watching TV. 'Til enolk came back with my partially dried bud and leaf. We had more, got really, really, really, stoned and I can't actually remember much after that at the moment. I think I'm too stoned. Oh well, I want dinner. I'll re-post when Im sober... maybe.

Ciao bella

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Week-fucking-end

I had the most grand weekend in a long time.
Care for a weekend outline?

Friday:
Went to a friends house, had some cones, went home got ready and went back to his and had yet more cones. We then rode our bikes down Inglewood way for my friend to pick up 2 kootargh ass books. We went back, burn another few cones, had some whiskey on the way to our friends house and chilled for a little bit. We then ventured to Hungry Jack's for some mean ass munchies but little did we know we'd bump into the reaper of phones. My mate got his phone taken off him along with my last cigarette! So we headed home, painting a little on the way home. We had more cones then passed out watching How High.

Saturday:
WAKE 'N' BAKE! Yep, you guessed it. And then we travelled over to mine, caught up with another 2 friends and took hits from tha bong. One friend went home, another left to go home and when the 3rd left the 1st friend came back around with tickets to Coldplay. Now I don't usually like these guys other than the odd Yellow or Clocks and even The Scientist. But hey, it was free for us. So we went back to his house had some cones, we were going to have some whiskey until his uncle said we had to go straight away. We went, got there, walked around a little, watched the supporting act, The Subways, which were probably better than the main act.
We then left, after a few Colplay songs, to Hamburger Hill. Got a mean hamburger and drink then got picked up by mother dearest. Had some cones while watching Super High Me, then passed out.

Sunday:
WAKE 'N' BAKE! At around 8am we woke up had some cones then accidentally passed out again. 4 hours later... WAKE 'N' BAKE! Then my friend headed home to chillax etc.
My other mate, one of the ones that came briefly the day before. We didn't do much other than smoke resin and a tiny bit of leaf. Then the first friend came back again baring bud! All was good until we sobered up and he left. We watched a Pineapple Express while smoking minute leaf cones until getting too tired to do anything but lay down and listen to Dark Side of the Moon.

Monday:
WAKE.. :| Wasn't in a particularly good mood in the morning. Everyhting was pissing me off and it didn't help that Dad lost the dog briefly and wanted me to get on my bike to look for him down the street. Good one daddy! My mate left mid day to play basket ball at the school gym as I wait for my first friend to come over AGAIN baring bud. Such a generous friend :)
Anywho, we were talking and smoking and watching Ghost Dog and he asked me if I wanted to goto Soundwave. FUCKYEAH! Soundwave was the most awesome-est (it's a fucking word now) concert evah! Met Lamb of God's Bassist and Rythym Guitarist. Also got to catch some of Nine Inch Nails, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Bloodhound Gang, 36 Crazy Fists, In Flames and Billy Talent... cough.
Came home around 10:30, had a smoke and fell asleep in the best mood.

All in all, a fucking awesome weekend if you ask me.
Was deeeerp!