Last night went on the old 360 and downloaded some game demos to see what I might buy next.
Im fucking more bored than a flattened piece of chipwood, so here's some reviews:
Mirror's Edge.
Fuck me sideways with a wrench! This game, demo, was so fucking dope.
Basically in the game you're some azn chick that does parkour and you have to run along the rooftops and avoid cops and drops. Hehe it rhymes.
Yeah, the graphics are sick and what shocked me was that it was very easy to control and get used to. It's probs next game on my list!
Ace Combat 6.
Kinda lame, I remember when I was little I played the PS1 version heaps.
Hard to figure out all the shit that's happening. I suppose if you buy the actual game there's tutorials and stuff. Awesome graphics and I done shot some planes.
Not high on my list, but I wouldn't mind trying it out.
Beautiful Katamari.
My bro had Katamari Damasi on PS2, and it was fucking hillarious. And fun.
You're an alien that has a ball and you have to pick up things on earth to make your ball bigger to pick up bigger items. It's pretty sweet, but it might get abit lame after a while. Not much storyline and nothing to do but run around and pick up shit.
Maybe I'll get it out from the video store.
Hitman.
Didn't play very much, pretty sure some black dude shot me and I died and I cbf'd after that.
Whatevz. The other Hitmen are dope.
DBZ.
Alot like Budokai, the most dopest DBZ game in history. Especially Budokai 2.
I might go get this when its on sale. Unless it's already cheap.
You can see I got lazy and started putting less effort into each review, can't you.
I think there was another, but I cannot be fucked checking. Good night little ones.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Like... you know, whatever!
Weekend. The end of the week. The week's end. The ending of one's week. One's week is now ended.
And now the weekend's over!
And now for another pointless summary of my uneventful endweek:
Fry Day.
Well, I'll start it off at; After school I went to Enolk's house on the way home. Got home, had a few cones, chilled out and fucked around on the computer until Daddy Dearest came over. But we decided to miss peak hour and leave a little while later. We headed off to his as I listened to Metronomy on my portable music device!!!1!11!
Got to his, fairly high and had a steak burger for dinner. Mmm. Then just chilled and watched TV for a while. Until we both got tired as fuck and we both went to bed and watched TV. Seperate beds might I add.
And I had two stranger-than-a-motherfucker dreams that night aswell. And they went a little bit like this:
Dream #1:
Okay, so I'm at ML Primary, at the oval and I see my friend Enolk walking along with an ounce in his hands, and there are plenty of people around. He put's it in his bad and tries to walk away quickly, but fails. He gets called over by a 'teacher' from my school (some dude who walks around taking photos all day). He asks him "Can I see in your bag?" then Enolk goes "Naaah" and then the 'teacher' insists he shows him. So for some brilliant reason he takes his bag, goes in to a tent that was never there in the first place, put his whole bag in a sleeping bag and takes the ounce out and puts it into the sleeping bag, pulls his bag out and shows the 'teacher'.
Although, he ends up patting down the sleeping bag and finds it. Then I'm pretty sure the 'teacher' turns into Enolk's dad and for some odd reason I was being hella rude to him and then I felt bad that I disrespected my friend's Dad. Then I woke up.
Dream #2:
This one is a little hard to describe, unless I put some effort in to it. not likely. not much.
Anyway, I was in a car with Dad going to his old friend's house and there were heaps of busses all lined up with heaps of private school girls next to them. I said something about one of my friends, Mad.E, was going to go there and my dad said the name of the school, but it wasnt even it. Anyway, we eventually ended up in some courtyard of a massive old private school, maybe similar to that of Hogwart's and/or a big arse church. I then went to tie my shoelace and some guy made a rude remark about me being a government school kid. Then my Dad told me not to try bash him cause he's a rugby player..? Anyway, we went in the school and I was getting hell scared because we had to go down heaps of flights of really mega steep stairs and there were no hand rails and the staircase was too wide to hold the sides. Then I saw a teacher from my school telling us to hurry up for the conference or something. Then we ended up in some big fuckin bathroom. I don't really remember much more.
And then there's Sah Turd Day.
Woke up around 8:30 and watched TV til around 9/9:30, then I had a shower and helped dad with some work around the house. Then we went down the road to get my ears pierced. Sparkle, sparkle.
After this, we went back and I helped dad with a bit more house work, until I started to feel sick and lay down while he does all the work. Hah. And then we both had nanna naps and then drove back to Mum's around 3:30. Dad stayed for a little bit then shot off. I did fuck all while I waited for my mate to come round. He came over, we went to the deli and then went to the park and had a few smokes.
We then went back to mine, went on the computer and ate lollies. Fucked around, had dinner, watched TV and then seshed. My, oh my we got so god damn high! We had like 4 or 5 cones each and shared a fat ass joint in my closet. Was good.
Then we watched Dazed and Confused and passed out around 1/1:30am.
Sundae.
Today, we woke up around 8:30 (nonDST)
// Oh yes, and what the fuck is with daylight savings in summer? I guess to catch up with Melb. //And for businesses to get better business.. but still, if we were to have daylight savings //anytime, I'd say have it in winter.
Anyway, yeah. I had a cone or two, called this new Malaysian student at my school, who got kicked out of Malaysia for doing a line of coke in class. Mmmhmm.
Anyway, we met him at the busstop and we walked down to the park and shared some jays. Although it didn't get him very high. So we went back to mine and had some cones in my closet. But he just wasn't getting high. After a while he got body stoned. Then Enolk asked us to goto his and smoke. So we did. Now I was even more fucked, and Mr. Malay still wasn't particularly high. I guess cause he hasn't done it in 4 months maybe his body isn't used to it again.
And then, we went back to mine, watched some shit then everyone left and now I'm just chilling at the computer catching up on my art homework.
And now the weekend's over!
And now for another pointless summary of my uneventful endweek:
Fry Day.
Well, I'll start it off at; After school I went to Enolk's house on the way home. Got home, had a few cones, chilled out and fucked around on the computer until Daddy Dearest came over. But we decided to miss peak hour and leave a little while later. We headed off to his as I listened to Metronomy on my portable music device!!!1!11!
Got to his, fairly high and had a steak burger for dinner. Mmm. Then just chilled and watched TV for a while. Until we both got tired as fuck and we both went to bed and watched TV. Seperate beds might I add.
And I had two stranger-than-a-motherfucker dreams that night aswell. And they went a little bit like this:
Dream #1:
Okay, so I'm at ML Primary, at the oval and I see my friend Enolk walking along with an ounce in his hands, and there are plenty of people around. He put's it in his bad and tries to walk away quickly, but fails. He gets called over by a 'teacher' from my school (some dude who walks around taking photos all day). He asks him "Can I see in your bag?" then Enolk goes "Naaah" and then the 'teacher' insists he shows him. So for some brilliant reason he takes his bag, goes in to a tent that was never there in the first place, put his whole bag in a sleeping bag and takes the ounce out and puts it into the sleeping bag, pulls his bag out and shows the 'teacher'.
Although, he ends up patting down the sleeping bag and finds it. Then I'm pretty sure the 'teacher' turns into Enolk's dad and for some odd reason I was being hella rude to him and then I felt bad that I disrespected my friend's Dad. Then I woke up.
Dream #2:
This one is a little hard to describe, unless I put some effort in to it. not likely. not much.
Anyway, I was in a car with Dad going to his old friend's house and there were heaps of busses all lined up with heaps of private school girls next to them. I said something about one of my friends, Mad.E, was going to go there and my dad said the name of the school, but it wasnt even it. Anyway, we eventually ended up in some courtyard of a massive old private school, maybe similar to that of Hogwart's and/or a big arse church. I then went to tie my shoelace and some guy made a rude remark about me being a government school kid. Then my Dad told me not to try bash him cause he's a rugby player..? Anyway, we went in the school and I was getting hell scared because we had to go down heaps of flights of really mega steep stairs and there were no hand rails and the staircase was too wide to hold the sides. Then I saw a teacher from my school telling us to hurry up for the conference or something. Then we ended up in some big fuckin bathroom. I don't really remember much more.
And then there's Sah Turd Day.
Woke up around 8:30 and watched TV til around 9/9:30, then I had a shower and helped dad with some work around the house. Then we went down the road to get my ears pierced. Sparkle, sparkle.
After this, we went back and I helped dad with a bit more house work, until I started to feel sick and lay down while he does all the work. Hah. And then we both had nanna naps and then drove back to Mum's around 3:30. Dad stayed for a little bit then shot off. I did fuck all while I waited for my mate to come round. He came over, we went to the deli and then went to the park and had a few smokes.
We then went back to mine, went on the computer and ate lollies. Fucked around, had dinner, watched TV and then seshed. My, oh my we got so god damn high! We had like 4 or 5 cones each and shared a fat ass joint in my closet. Was good.
Then we watched Dazed and Confused and passed out around 1/1:30am.
Sundae.
Today, we woke up around 8:30 (nonDST)
// Oh yes, and what the fuck is with daylight savings in summer? I guess to catch up with Melb. //And for businesses to get better business.. but still, if we were to have daylight savings //anytime, I'd say have it in winter.
Anyway, yeah. I had a cone or two, called this new Malaysian student at my school, who got kicked out of Malaysia for doing a line of coke in class. Mmmhmm.
Anyway, we met him at the busstop and we walked down to the park and shared some jays. Although it didn't get him very high. So we went back to mine and had some cones in my closet. But he just wasn't getting high. After a while he got body stoned. Then Enolk asked us to goto his and smoke. So we did. Now I was even more fucked, and Mr. Malay still wasn't particularly high. I guess cause he hasn't done it in 4 months maybe his body isn't used to it again.
And then, we went back to mine, watched some shit then everyone left and now I'm just chilling at the computer catching up on my art homework.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Aslo I had a thought
Another name for weed could be "Mary Chihuahua"
PS. Oh and only when said in a gay mexican/puerto rican accent.
PS. Oh and only when said in a gay mexican/puerto rican accent.
Saved by the...
resin! Yeah, I don't have a whole lot of leaf left, so I'm down to an all new low. I found a pile of resin in a paper towel from like friday or so. I dunno if it's any MORE unhealthy that smoking "fresh" resin. I can't imagine it getting that much worse.
But who cares, it gets you high doesn't it? And hey, by it being there that long it burns like a charm.
Next order of business.
Fucking hell, stuck on a level in Gears of War 2... almost swallowed 20 panadol because of this.
My new "love" is fucking me over. I didn't do anything to deserve this. Although, I did get fairly high... maybe I CAN'T play this game while high. I guess, I still love it though. Fucking awesome game, with a dope satanistic ambience. Or what ever you wanna call it. Fucking awesome, I wouldn't mind being on the other team.
And last but not least.
But who cares, it gets you high doesn't it? And hey, by it being there that long it burns like a charm.
Next order of business.
Fucking hell, stuck on a level in Gears of War 2... almost swallowed 20 panadol because of this.
My new "love" is fucking me over. I didn't do anything to deserve this. Although, I did get fairly high... maybe I CAN'T play this game while high. I guess, I still love it though. Fucking awesome game, with a dope satanistic ambience. Or what ever you wanna call it. Fucking awesome, I wouldn't mind being on the other team.
And last but not least.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Could This Be...
Love? I'm not sure, but I sure as hell know Gears of War 2 is a fucking awesome game.
So far I've only played a few levels yesterday and am currently upto some level where you take this big ass heavy explosive charge to some secured door in an abandonned outpost. Yeah, whatever hey.
The graphics, the seem pretty good. Nice 'n' gorey. Lots of blood, lots of guts and lots of chainsaws through the stomach... just the way I like it.
The story line is a little hard to follow, but then again I've been playing most of it whilst stoned. Something to do with these ugly arse alien gimps wanting power and Jacinto blasting them with their fo' fo's. So far, there has been plenty to do, it's not all the same tedious crap as per most action games on Xbox/360. But all in all, im rather pleased with this birthday present. Hurry up christmas.
It's also one of the only games I don't die every 4 seconds when I'm high.
Not to say I'm any good, and I'm going to attempt to finish the game before I play online, to increase my skeelz a little. I'm sure I'll get owned straight out. But, the game is calling... and so are the cones.
See y'all on the flipside, yo.
So far I've only played a few levels yesterday and am currently upto some level where you take this big ass heavy explosive charge to some secured door in an abandonned outpost. Yeah, whatever hey.
The graphics, the seem pretty good. Nice 'n' gorey. Lots of blood, lots of guts and lots of chainsaws through the stomach... just the way I like it.
The story line is a little hard to follow, but then again I've been playing most of it whilst stoned. Something to do with these ugly arse alien gimps wanting power and Jacinto blasting them with their fo' fo's. So far, there has been plenty to do, it's not all the same tedious crap as per most action games on Xbox/360. But all in all, im rather pleased with this birthday present. Hurry up christmas.
It's also one of the only games I don't die every 4 seconds when I'm high.
Not to say I'm any good, and I'm going to attempt to finish the game before I play online, to increase my skeelz a little. I'm sure I'll get owned straight out. But, the game is calling... and so are the cones.
See y'all on the flipside, yo.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Best Birthday in 16 Years
Well, my day started off fairly normally. Got a few happy birthdays here and there at school. I 
got a gift of two cigarettes off Tobez and a gift of one cigarette off a teacher's daughter. Then after school I went to Enolk's house with Yozer and Enolk gave me a long neck cruiser :) And then we had some cones, I walked home after conquering the "one foot on the ground and one foot on the pogo" pogo trick.
I got home, had a shower and just sat infront of this old thing for a while until Monster called and said he was coming over. He came over, he showed me some sweet songs and I gave him the Metronomy album im very impressed with. Then I opened my presents, including:
A new All-in-one Printer, Copier, Scanner and Fax Machine
Gears of War 2
A nice leather wallet
Twilight ,The Book, oh yeah and fuck you.
Science is Golden, by Karl (The guy off Triple J)
A box of chocolate turkish delights
Some money
A bottle of Versace Eau De Toilette
And some more printer cartridges
I'm well happy innit!
THEN me and Monster walked over to Enolk's to meet him and Jist. Then we cracked open the drinks, had some billies and walked in the rain to meet up with everyone.
*backtrack* when Monster was over my father bought us longies */backtrack*
We walked up to this Nat chick's house for a so called gathering and it turned out no one was invited.
So after trying to get in, and failing, we went to a sheltered area, Enolk went home and got bud and a bong and we had some cones while pissing in corners and drinking goon.
At about 9:30/9:45 or so we started to walk to HJ's, although Me, Enolk and 3 Sheilas decided to stop off at a toilet block and smoke some cones. After this, I could no longer walk without someone holding onto me and I ended up getting a taxi home with 3 friends that came back down to help, hahahahahaha.
After I got home, I sat down next to my bro, he got me some water and a bucket.. and I yacked my hole. After that I felt better and I went to sleep.
Today I woke up around 7:15 to my fucking alarm clock. But I got up around 8:30, had some cones, had a shower, got dressed and we went out to Dim Sum. Fucken oath it was good.
And the rest of the day has been occupied with me setting up my printer, me playing Gears of War 2, talking on MSN and me typing this great hunk of words stringed together to make, what I think is, sense.
Stay tuned for pictures of my wild night out, and probably one of the best birthdays I've had so far.
got a gift of two cigarettes off Tobez and a gift of one cigarette off a teacher's daughter. Then after school I went to Enolk's house with Yozer and Enolk gave me a long neck cruiser :) And then we had some cones, I walked home after conquering the "one foot on the ground and one foot on the pogo" pogo trick.I got home, had a shower and just sat infront of this old thing for a while until Monster called and said he was coming over. He came over, he showed me some sweet songs and I gave him the Metronomy album im very impressed with. Then I opened my presents, including:
A new All-in-one Printer, Copier, Scanner and Fax Machine
Gears of War 2
A nice leather wallet
Twilight ,The Book, oh yeah and fuck you.
Science is Golden, by Karl
A box of chocolate turkish delights
Some money
A bottle of Versace Eau De Toilette
And some more printer cartridges
I'm well happy innit!
THEN me and Monster walked over to Enolk's to meet him and Jist. Then we cracked open the drinks, had some billies and walked in the rain to meet up with everyone.
*backtrack* when Monster was over my father bought us longies */backtrack*
We walked up to this Nat chick's house for a so called gathering and it turned out no one was invited.
So after trying to get in, and failing, we went to a sheltered area, Enolk went home and got bud and a bong and we had some cones while pissing in corners and drinking goon.
At about 9:30/9:45 or so we started to walk to HJ's, although Me, Enolk and 3 Sheilas decided to stop off at a toilet block and smoke some cones. After this, I could no longer walk without someone holding onto me and I ended up getting a taxi home with 3 friends that came back down to help, hahahahahaha.
After I got home, I sat down next to my bro, he got me some water and a bucket.. and I yacked my hole. After that I felt better and I went to sleep.
Today I woke up around 7:15 to my fucking alarm clock. But I got up around 8:30, had some cones, had a shower, got dressed and we went out to Dim Sum. Fucken oath it was good.
And the rest of the day has been occupied with me setting up my printer, me playing Gears of War 2, talking on MSN and me typing this great hunk of words stringed together to make, what I think is, sense.
Stay tuned for pictures of my wild night out, and probably one of the best birthdays I've had so far.
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