Oh Shi-

We meet again...

LAST night was one of many holidays that Australian's don't really partake in. I know my parents hate it and used to turn off all of the lights in the house, keep all noise down etc. and even when they did knock no one would answer. Hah.
This Halloween, me and Bumfluff headed on down to McAulay Park to meet up with some mates. Walked to Hamer Park, as there was a party on Woodsome that we were interested in and ended up being about 100 (rough drunk'd-haze estimation) people out the front, on the street. Only 2 cops came the whole time and they were fairly easy on everyone, really.
After we fucked around at the park, me and a smallish group of people and another group, which had already gotten there, went to McAuley again for some dardy park chillingz.
Got there, was about 20 of us and we just got loose while I scabbed cigarettes and swigs of dirty, dirty alcohol.

HeRe'Z sUm PiCtAz: (Thanks to Paul)

Listen Up Mother Fuckers

From now on I'll be posting on a new blog 'The Uninvited' along with my mates Sims (93'perfuck), Scatman A.K.A. Jist (The Scat Man), Ivel (Orthadox Phenomenons) and Henryem A.K.A. Henza A.K.A. The HZA (Charles the Samurai)
Links to their blogs are all on the right.

Here's a link to the blog 'The Uninvited': http://soontobelarge.blogspot.com/
URL will be changed soon, I'll post the new URL when it's changed.

I'll still be posting here sometimes :)

Peace and Love

Weak End

Had an interesting weekend. Friday night, had a sesh with Enolk and Ivel.. then when my mate Breaz gave us a call, we went and got Maccas and then headed on over to Breaz's house. When we got there, there was already Bask, Betya, Loon and of course Breaz. We had a fattt session and the night was pretty good. Although Ivel had badluck and felt sick the whole time at Breaz's.

The next day, slept in and chilled all morning at home.. had some cones and went to Subway with Enolk and Ivel for lunch. Then we met up with Henza and Monster and went to my mate Kall's parent's un-used house. We went there and chilled for a bit, then me, Enolk and Ivel went back to Enolk's to meet up with Breaz. I just went straight home from Enolk's rather than going to Kall's because I had to be home at 4 with Monster to goto Dad's. We went to Dad's for a BBQ, snuck out downstairs to have cones after Dad went to bed and I gave myself a darty little homemade "6050" tattoo on my ankle using Indian Ink and a Needle tied to a pen! :D
Thanks Monster.
We binged on mentos, shapes, chips and apricots until we fell asleep.

Sunday was here, and we got up, had a shower, had some breakfast and it was down to the old Freo (Coogee) Powerhouse for a nice chilled paint. Although there were numerous people that came into the Powerhouse. One guy was checking out the place for spots with no graffiti, good luck, because he's doing some filming for a sniper movie based on true events during World War II in Australia. Should be cool. And there was also some people from an indie hip-hop record company named "Unda Ground Records", they asked me and Monster if we would like to paint them a UG piece so they could take a photo of it, but we didn't really have enough time or really enough paint, so we said we might come back in 2 weeks time and do it.

I hope you all had a lovely weekend aswell.

Shakey 2.0

From black to white.

Decided to go for a cleaner looking blog, a little Web 2.0 (if you want to call it that).
Also added the "Reactions" feature to the posts, so you can say whether or not you agree with my posts or if you like them or not.

In other news, me and my great pal Monster, from 93'perfuck, will be going to my Dad's tonight for a BBQ for my brother and his wife, even though they aren't going to be there? And we will be doing darty arse tattoos brutha. I wish to do a smiley on my thumb. :)
Also will be painting with that toy tomorrow...

Peace Out <3

Not Enuf?

Today, Monster told me that I don't post very much anymore.

C^Z uP Bk'Z DoWN

Yep.

4 What?

420! Yeah mother fuccaz, 420.

It seems that noone I know, knows about 420 or what 420 is. So I guess, just read this. (If you want

420 @ Wiki

Just to clarify, I don't normally toke at either 4:20am or 4:20pm (sometimes I do, I did today) but I do toke at 9:20pm (Californian 4:20am, which is where '420' originated) and 10:20pm (Hawaiian 4:20am).

Weed nerd? Maybe.

Wake 'N' Bake

Who would have guessed?

Kris Kuksi

Stumbled upon a link on the MySpace 'Arts' section of the website. Link Here

And yeah, he's a really good sculpturist, using mixed media to assemble them. It's pretty rad how it's got a creepy feel to them, like horror themed with broken figures in smaller proportion to the focus of the scultpture etc.......
I don't have much else to say other than to promote his awesome work... I'll provide links to his MySpace albums and his website.



MySpace Albums
Kuksi's Website

*awkward smile*

The Weekenders

Been a while...

Fridaaay.
At lunch, Enolk, Ivel, Breaz, Bumfluff, another one of my friend who as of yet doesn't have an alias, and I went to Enolk's and had cones. We chilled for a while, each one leaving at a time then I went home while Enolk and Breaz went and picked up an oz each.
Gave Breaz a call at about 8, then road over to Enolk's and had a fat dro chop! :D
I stayed at Enolk's that night, Ivel came over as well and we just seshed and macked it.
Didn't do much when Ivel and Breaz left, had some more cones and watched a movie on SBS.

Saturdaaay.
Woke up, had a wake and bake with Enolk and just chilled all day til about 2, when I went home. When I got home, Mum and I went to JB Hi-Fi because I wanted to get a PS2 so I could play my old PS1 games and buy some Pre-owned PS2 games. I knew that PS2's were being phased out, but I didn't realise that they'd stop production in December. Then I was worried about the amount of money I'd be spending, regardless of mum's $100 input. So I gave it a miss after Mum and the Game Assistant, or whatever they're called, told me it wasn't really worth it.
So I got Oblivion for 360 and left. I can't actually remember what I did Saturday during the day, I was at home.. probably just playing 360. But after calling Enolk, he came by with Ivel and we chilled for a little bit. Then Mum gave me her bike light, because I was going to ride to a party in Leederville. Just at the end of my street, at Enolk's street I turned the corner too sharp (lolfailn00b) and fell onto my knee, both my hands and right on the tip of mum's bike light, just hard enough to make it explode into many a parts. I didn't get hurt, which is what Mum was more worried about, and I offered to buy Mum a new bike light but she doesn't want one.
So instead, we rode to Henza's house, where we met up with Sims, Carpenter Boy, Jist, Thommothy, Samy B and his mates, Aiden and Chaz. We stored our bikes and walked to the party.
A fucking trek it was, took us ages to get there and once we got in, after jumping the fence, we were then kicked out of the party and the cops were called...
So me, Enolk and Opeo walked to Maccas and then headed off to Cloud's where she was going to have whoever got kicked out over at hers. Chilled for a while as I helped her clean the house etc and walked back to Maccas and walked home with Henza, Enolk (he was staying over), Jist and Surge. Got home, had cones then slept.

Sundaaay.
Wake 'N' Bake!
Chilled with Enolk til like 11/1130 then went over to his. He had a shower then we went to the Deli and then caught the bus to the city. Went to JB, I got a brand new pre-owned copy of Assassin's Creed, I swear it looks fucking brand new, the seal was sealed too. Then we wandered on over to Off Ya Tree and I got myself a nice new billy. :) Costing me $76 or so for a kick arse 30-40cm or so nice thick glass bong with three indents in the glass chamber to place ice on top of (dardy cooling cuz), with a rubber base, good for cleaning and this time it won't crack from putting it down.. lol. I also replaced the metal stem and cone piece with a glass stem and a slide out cone piece, or 'Bowl'. Amerifag style! :D Pulls very cleanly and you can taste the weed so much more. SO GOOD! Maybe get a flick of it up later.
Then we headed into Northbridge to get smokes and Good Fortune NOMNOMNOMNOM.
Came back to mine after meeting up with Ivel and walking home... (fucking Sundays).
Smoked from my new bong, and went to Enolk's again after we did so. I chilled at his til about 8 then came home, saw Mum and Dad on their Anniversary, though they're split up, and after Dad left I had some cones and went to bed.

Now it's Monday and I stayed home today because I woke up late...
GG
Lemme just leave you with this..

Mediahahaha

Well, I was supposed to be doing a Media Analysis Report...











But then I found this...













Then this happened...












5 minutes from now...










Seeya!


























PS. My fucking glass bong broke *cries* I'm going to buy a stronger one this time!

Eggzams

2 weeks exam break.
So much better when you're not doing TEE.

But yeah, this first week has been dope.
On the Friday, not yesterday but the one before we also had that day off for LOTE exams.
So basically, I just chilled all day until my mates came over and we smoked many a cone. Just chilled and the next day they all went home and I went to Hyde Park for Joodee and Lineout's birthday. Was fun.
That night went to a good new mate's house with the fellas and had many a beer and many a spliff.
A good night and a good day.

Sunday night, Jist came over and I made cookies... special cookies, which happened to turn out pretty dope, other than the bits of stem and seed in it. (Bushies)
Ate a few with Jist and we went out to Beaufort with Aiden, Henza, E-Dawg and Caitlin but didn't do much ey. Enolk came to Henza's after we had all gotten there and we decided to go back to mine, Me, Jist and Enolk. Enolk gave me a free stick because he is a champ and I was running low on ganjhh. Was nice of him :)
And Enolk went home and me and Jist shared a joint in Cloud 9, got mega fucked and went to bed.

The next day, not much happened. Same with the next, and the next.

Thursday, my mate came over and he shouted me a sesh and kicked it 'til I had to goto the hairdressers. Got my hair cut and went to Enolk's after to sesh with Image and Clouds.

On Friday my mate, the one who shouted me a chop, came over n seshed during the day all day and he stayed over. I shouted him, and he shouted me smokes. We also seshed with Enolk and Ivel and Breaz came over briefly, before Enolk, Ivel and Breaz went to Beaufort and my other mate went home to get changed and come back over. We smoked a fair bit of Mary Jane and just macked it in my room, not doing much but being xtreemlie dope.

Today, Saturday, I woke up around 10/10:30 and me and my mate went for a smoke. We had it, he headed off home and to goto the footy and I just chilled at home on MSN. After I had gotten my Skinhead costume figured out for another friend's Birthday BBQ at Hyde, but soon found out that the 'Thugs' theme was infact cancelled. So I rocked down normally. Went in with Opeo.
Was good, got mad high and ate bulk food. Fell inlove with soft white bread and Dorito sandwhiches!
Was supposed to be going to a party in Mosman Park tonight, but I was too tired and exhausted from being in the sun all day so I got home and slept for an hour and a half and decided not to go. Instead I'll be seshing with Clouds and Enolk probably.

But you'll have to wait 'til my next post to find out about the 2nd week.
Catch y'all

Week, diddly, eekend

Well.. it wasn't GREAT. But at times was awesome.

Friedae.
Was fucking dope!
After school, me and Bumfluff came back to mine, bearing sticks. We had a bit of a chop and just chilled as we waited for my other mate who for now has no alias.
He was coming over after her finished TAFE and got ready.
Anyway, while we were waiting Enolk dropped by, chilled for a bit then got his weed and came back, about the same time as my other mate arrived. We had a few cones and some smokes and we headed to the servo to get cash out to buy pizza! So we did, and on the way back we had a smoke.
After we got back we ordered pizza and mum came home, was all good. The pizza took about an hour and a half almost, annoying yet a satisfying meal. Toni Pepperoni on a thin crust, Meatlovers on a deep pan crust and a Godfather on a classic crust. Mmmmmm.
We ate, and after mother went to bed we had a compression and "Cloud 9" and watched The Yellow Submarine and got very high throughout the night as we laughed, ate and hit Bumfluff. I did most of the hitting. It's a ritual...

Saddadae.
Woke up and guess what... WAKE 'N' BAKE!
Aw yeah.
And after that and bulk chillingz, at about 11am Bumfluff went home as he had work in a few hours. So he departed with what he had left from the night before and headed home to watch Dragon Ball Z.
Me and my other mate chilled at mine for ages, we went through vast ammounts of food and watched Half Baked. Good shit. I can't really remember what we did...
Enolk came over for a while and brought his new bong, it's quite nice. We smoked many a bill and just macked it, had a few ciggies and watched this DVD Enolk brought over.
Once they all left, I got ready to go out, and at about 7pm my friend, Clouds, came over and we walked to Beaufort and met up with Henza, Monster, Warp, Enolk, Ivel, Regi, Griffo, Jarrad M, Harry, Luke, Luke, Image, E-Dawg (stupid shit drunk bitch), Jist and many others. Sorry if I forgot you.
We walked to nandos and I shared 2 jays with Image, Clouds and E-Dawg. Then we went to get chips but Clouds and E-Dawg went off to say hey to Lows and Bark so me and Image decided to go with them. We ended up walking around and ended up meeting up with everyone again at Hyde Park. We got the bus to Dianella to goto some Jewish party, which happened to be totally jewish. We got kicked out and we just fucked around in the street for ages and ended up getting home by getting a lift from Clouds' father.
Once I was at home I was so fucking tired, but I decided to smoke bulk cones and I ended up sleeping about 12 hours.

Sondae.
Did absolutely fuck all today ey, was gonna study but I ended up smoking during the day so I cbf'd (am about to do some now though). I just basically smoked many a cones today and just macked it at home with some good food and fresh beats.
Can't say much else about today other than it was fucking hard to wake up the next morning. :|

Peace out homeboys

Those Three Days

Let's start with Friday.
After school, didn't have much to do until my friend came over so I went to Enolk's and just chilled for a while until Ivel called Enolk and we decided to go for a skate. We skated to MLPS then decided we'd rather skate the Highschool basketball/tennis courts. We went there, skated around and did tags with a piece of wood on the ground! >:D
Then, we went to the park and met up with Gasp, exchanged gifts, and just chilled for a little bit.
Then me and Ivel went to Enolk's, with Enolk, and we just chilled at the computer and had fried rice that Enolk's Dad made.
After a while, we decided to come back to mine and have a sesh, although Enolk is cutting down due to getting sick too much. (Tonsillitis etc.) But we waited for my other friend to come over first, so until then we watched some of 24 Hour Party People. My friend arrived, and we began to chop. After a few rotations it was easy to say we were all verily high. Verily high indeed.
And then arrived Jist and Benzo. They came to mine for a while and we just watched TV and fucked around, until about 9pm, they all went where the night took them. But me and my friend weren't going anywhere, we were staying there and smoking 'erb all night brutha.
And so we did.

Then there's Saturday.
Fortunately I still had a fair bit of dank, so I indeed performed the "Wake and Bake" ritual.
I had about 3 or so cones, and then me and my mate made breakfast. Bacon and eggs if memory serves me correctly.
I think my mate left at around 11/11:30 or so and I just chilled in my room 'til Dad came over, and I went to his around 3ish.
Didn't do much at Dad's, sat around, ate fish and wedges for dinner and he helped me with this assignment for maths (fuck you Excel)

And Lastly, Sunday.
Did'nt do a whole lot Sunday either really. Dad took me home around lunch or a bit after 1 maybe. I got home, I was alone, so I decided to toke a few. I had about half of my chop and I saved the rest for that night. I don't think I really got upto much this day other than get high and probably send people seedy picture comments on MySpace.. but hey, what are Sundays for anyway?
I think the highlight of my Sunday would have to have been that Mother Dearest bought me Micky D's for dinner. Mmmm :)

All in all, a pretty boring weekend. But still good.

Jahova

Well, I was gonna do this Sunday night, but I cbf'd...
Then I was gonna do it Monday night, but I cbf'd...
I then thought I should do it Tuesday night, but I cbf'd...
So I'll do it now.

Phrydae.
After school, me and my new friend Mr Cocaine, who is originally from Malaysia but he got expelled from school and he can't go to school over there due to the fact that he snorted cocaine in class and then lit up a doobie. HA! So yeah, we walked to mine and when we got to mine we just chilled, had a smoke, had a shower then headed over to Enolk's.
When we got there, we just sat around waiting for Ivel and when he got there we had some cones and I rolled a few jays. I had ONE cone and for some odd reason I started to "green out" a little. I felt dizzy and felt a little nauseous. We then got a lift from Enolk's Dad to Benzos house where we met up with Jist, Sims and Luke. We chilled for a bit, watched The Simpsons then decided we'd go to Beaufort and wait for Breaz, Bask and Spie. We met up with them, caught the bus and along the way met up with Henza and co.
We got to the city, tried to get into the traino but they gay cunt curry munching transits didn't believe we were entitled to a concession fare and wanted us to buy new standard fare tickets. I had my concession card, but it had been split and this black transit said it wasn't valid... but I asked another Indian fella and he allowed me to get in. We all eventually got in after arguing Jist's way in.
We got on the train, then when we were almost at our stop this big dyke cunt wanted to check our tickets. Of course, we still didn't have our concession cards and I think 2 or 3 of my mates got fined. (fakenameandaddresswhat?)
We got to the party, macked it a bit and had a few beers, although for some strange reason my stomach was still feeling rather strange and I couldn't even hit the hookah without feeling sick.
Jason got bored so I round up Enolk and Peter and we headed home in a taxi with some poor old Asian woman having to put up with Enolk's acid trip. HAHA! "Hey, can I run to Dad's and pick up some mari-joo-ana?"
We got home, Jason decided to keep the meter running and he got his stuff from mine and went home.
We had cones and I slept to Enolk's soothing voice.. "That's whack... so WHACK!"

Sattadai.
Mum went to work fairly early and me and Enolk had a good old wake 'n' bake.
Then I told Bumfluff to come over while me and Enolk had our showers. When Bumfluff arrived we rode to Maccas and got a mean feed. On the way back, Ivel called and he came over shortly after we got back to mine. We had cones, yada yada, me and Lav got a stick and he stayed the night, we didn't do a whole lot other than watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Sundee.
MOTHER'S DAY!
Lav left at around 11, the same time as my brother and his wife came over to cook lunch for mum. I cooked her breakfast and dinner :D
My bro gave me some extra cash, as I am a poor cunt, and his wife drove me to Fresh Provisions to buy mother dearest some flowers. Dad came over while we were out and we had a nice lunch, my brother made pasta.
After everyone had left Mum decided to go to the city to do some shopping and while she was out, I had about 10 cones trying to use up the rest of my weed so I can't smoke it during the week. (Cutting down)
And yeah, just sat around at home playing GTA IV and smoking cones. All in all, a pretty average yet relaxed weekend.

Love, peace and harmony.

Weekend, Summarised.

Wuh-Oh! Here we go again!

Fridee.
The weekend started as Me, Enolk and Ivel walked home. I went to mine to get changed and pick up some suff and Enolk and Ivel went to Enolk's. I got my stuff and got changed then skated over to Enolk's by around 4. Macked it for a while, then walked back to mine to get my 360 controller and a jacket. And off to Kalamunda we went! And it took us fucking long enough, after going to Northbridge, then walking to Hyde Park and being raped (with words) by a, what seemed to be, homeless person of indigenous Australian decent. He told us he was a black aboriginal from Darwin, but I he didn't explain to us how he was also part Irish, Scottish and Chinese. He seemed nice, other than the part where he told my mates he would kick their arses then realising that he's at least 3 times our age.
We got to Kalamunda at about 7-8 and through-out the whole night, we smoked cones, played Xbox, watched Planet Terror, ate pizza and kicked back and relaxed.

Satdee.
We woke up around 9:30 or so, after we went to sleep at around 3am. We chopped a little, then we went to go get the bus home after chilling and playing Crash Bandicoot. We missed the bus. Mmm. Luckily for us, Enolk's mother gave us a lift to Midland traino and we pretty much took it from there. Ivel went home and me and Enolk went to our homes. I went home, organised my costume for a tribal themed party I was going to that night. At around 6:30 Enolk and Ivel made their way to mine and we ate curry. Then we headed to the party 7:40 or so. We got there, free piss, a stripper and somewhat of a good soundtrack. Though I got so fucked I didn't really understand what was going on most of the time, it was still a dope party. We got picked up at around 12 by Enolk's dad and me and Ivel stayed the night at Enolk's. We got home, I layed down and almost fell asleep. But I decided to follow Enolk and Ivel to the shed and after 1/5 of a cone, I felt my stomach contents rise... I then projectile puked all over my socks and my friend's shed's poor floor. I threw those socks away the next day thank you very much. Had another and then passed out watching Star Wars.

Sundee.
Woke up at around 8:30... worst fucking wake up in a while. Every second was agony as I tried to hold in the feeling of me wanting to yack my hole right into Enolk's lunch box and/or toilet.
We got up, went on the computer and at about 10 I decided to walk home, still in my super orgasmic tribal costume designed by me, Shake, and my dearest mother. I was walking down the laneway that basically separates my house from his and at about half way I had an itch in my chest, that itch then urned into a scracth and that scratch would only be satisfied by coughing.
So I coughed... BIG mistake. I then scurried to the edge of the lane way and yacked bile and cordial all into someones nice little shrub. I then blew my nose onto my jacket and proceeded towards my house. After another few metres I then yacked once again and the rest of the walk home felt good. Other than my head spinning every which way.
Got home, had shower, hopped onto ye olde instant messenger and told Val to head on over. Then I spoke to Mr. Cocaine (Malaysian pride bitch) and he was on his way to mine to "smoke up". Not long after Val had come over and we had made bacon, Enolk and Breezy came over. At exactly 3:35 Jason got here and we began to sesh. A few rotations and we were all high, except for Breezy, and we all played GTA 4. Just chilled for a while, one by one they all went their separate ways. After that, Enolk left me a nice bowl of chop and I'm smoking it while doing this very preoccupying hobby.

I think I've written enough for one night/weekend.

The News

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You had me at hello...

Well, it's been a while hasn't it. 11 days to be precise. The reason being, I haven't had fuck all to talk about. But, I suppose I'll just go on and on about the pointless happening of my incredibly entertaining school holidays.
They're almost over too! D:

Haven't done a whole lot other than just macking it at home and Enolk's seshing bulk, kicking it back and just wasting my holidays the only way I know how. Fuck sport, fuck work, fuck doing things that require more energy than taking a cone or that dreaded 5 minute walk from mine to Enolk's.

In other news, I went down south for 2 days with the woman that gave me life. Yes, my Mummy.
We were orgininally going to get the train there and back, but we had to get the bus there due to railroad maintenance. We caught the bus to Bunbury at about 9:30am last Tuesday from the city, it was a 3 hour trip (aprox.) and we got dropped off at the new train station in Bunbury. From there we got a free shuttle to the city/information bureau, and then we walked to the hotel. We checked in, chucked all our shit in the hotel, had a bit of a rest and watched TV for a little while. Then we decided to go and get some lunch. We walked around, me craving wedges, sour cream and sweet chilli sauce, and found a great little cafe called The Bean or something like that. I got wedges, sour cream and sweet chilli sauce and Mum got all day breakfast.
After that, we went for a walk around and ended up getting a nice new Insight/Dopamine Jacket and a Krew Flanno/Shirt.
We went back to the hotel, macked it for a while then went out for dinner. We went to Henry's. Mum got the Pumpkin Soup, and I the Nachos. The nachos were rather average, not exactly cafe style. More like, a jar of salsa, some corn chips from coles and some cheese, sour cream and lettuce. But fair enough, it's only nachos. Anywho, we walked around for a while and it was so fucking cold I couldn't finish my sentences, so we just ventured back to the hotel to watch TV.

I couldn't sleep that great, resulting in me sweating my balls off and at 1am, me turning the air conditioner on. I left it on until I got cool enough to put a sheet over me, then I guess I fell asleep some time after that.
The next morning, we went where we had planned to; Buck's Diner, for breakfast. $12 for bacon and 2 eggs on toast and 2 or 3 bits of fried tomato. Was nice, but for some reason my stomach decided to mutilate itself while I ate, and I couldn't finish it. After that, we went for a walk next to the beach (didn't want sand in me shoes, harhar) and ended up walking to about 20 different shops Mum wanted to goto, enough to watse time. Then we just went back to the hotel, picked up out bags and headed to the shuttle to the train station.

I listened to Carnifex, Chimaira and Parkway the whole way home. As an African American guy, train staff, who was SO NOT GANGSTER tried to "woo" the passengers with his catchy rhymes over the intercom. I can't quite recall all of them, but here were a few:
"Here's the scoop, our next stop is Yarrrrloop!"
"No, I'm not telling a tale, but our next stop is Armadale!"

If I remember any more, I may or may not update the post...

Thanks for reading!

P.S. What the fuck is up with the handstyles in Bunbury? It's as if they all copy each other's junky handtstyles almost identically, yet some just can't quite get it right. Props to those in Bunbury with original handstyles.

Not Another Marijuana Post

So. I'm stuck at home, with no one else here, nothing to do, nowhere to go, no ones on MSN and I have no credit. So I finding it hard to find someone to do something with. But hopefully there's something on tonight that I can goto. Get maggzzzz.

I have no weed, and no way of getting any.. so I cleared out my downstem and got the sticky icky resin that lies within. I had about 3 cones and it got me surprisingly high. Im fairly pleased with that. Not much to do other than get stoned and eat at the moment...
Might watch a movie or find something else to occupy me for as long as it takes for something to come up, for me to do.

See y'all

Schoooool's out

for... Autumn!

Thursday was supposed to be the last day of the term, although seeing as none of my friends were going I decided to hang out with some mates. Basically Jist came over, then had a chop with Enolk and Levi. Went to a party in Bayswater with Enolk, Monster, Henza, Henry, Bens, Breeze and some others, sorry if I forgot you. We went down, got there.. just chilled for a while. Then came the riot.
Note: Not sure if this is 100% true or not, it's only the things I've heard and sort of saw.

A girl that wasn't supposed to be there was kicked out by the person who was having the party's sister. When the girl refused, and hit the sister the mum came in and they all pulled her hair and some others tried to escort them all outside. Then the guy who was having the party came out and tried to either get her out or break the fight up. Some say he hit her, some say he just pulled them apart but I'm not quite sure what really happened. Then someone who said they saw him hit her got angry and tried to kick the door in. Then the mum sprayed him with a hose but she ended up getting soaked.

But yeah, this may not all be true, it's just what I heard and what I made out of what I saw. It's up to you to belive it or not and if I have made a mistake and you know what really happened tell me in a comment.

Anyway, Enolk stayed at mine that night and then yesterday we hung out with Val, Billy and Connor. Had the fattest chops. Then Val stayed at mine and we just seshed a little and now were just chilling.

Yeah, holidays are gonna be dope.

Happy 420

In cali...

Skins

Possibly the greatest show ever created.
And most importantly... Season 3 of Skins. This has to be THE best season of the best show. Well, 2nd best after Scrubs. But yeah, I don't really have much else to say other than to promote the show.


Go watch it.

Well now

Weekend summary #19372

Friday.
So, after school me and a few mates headed over to see a fight, but it was a one sided fight. I'll try to get a video of it off someone soon.
Then I went to Enolk's house and had some cones then headed over to mine and just chilled and watched Aqua Teen Hnger Force. Then we went to the deli, smoked a doobie at a school then headed back home and waited for Monster to arrive. Monster got dropped off out the front of mine and coincidentally Breaze and Chrissie were walking by and they all came in, me and Enolk rolled a couple of jays. We went to Beaufort and just hung out and went to HJs and shit.
Then Monster wanted to go back to mine, so me, Monster and Enolk went back to mine but Breaze also wanted to come. We jucst macked it for a while playing Skate 2 and listening to music then Skenoe and his girlfriend came over for a while then they all went home.
Then came the weed. We, Monster Enolk and I, had a compression in my closet and we got so fucked and watched Tom Goes to the Mayor. Then we all passed out around 12:30 or so I presume.

Saturday.
Wake and bake with Enolk. Monster had one cone but he had to go home then goto Gosnells for a skate sesh.
Me and Enolk chilled for most of the day at mine, then going to ECU and the school to skate and smoke then we went back to his. Just chilled and watched Tom Goes to the Mayor. Enolk called up Jist and they said there were people down Beaufort but I was exhausted from choofing all day, so I just went home and chilled. Eventually passing out around 11:30 or so.

Sunday.
Didn't do much today, had a wake n bake. Enolk ended up coming around at 11:30ish and we had a sesh. We watched TV, Aqua Teen and Harvey Birdman and just macked it in my room.
He left around 3:30 and I don't have much else to say about today other than I'm going to Dad's for a BBQ with Mum, my brother and his wife. Should be cool.

And tomorrow... school. :(






Peace out.

Happy Birthday Monster (For Friday)

But in other news;

Bronchitis

Yeah, no fun. For about the first half of my day I was coughing say, every 10 seconds or so. It started to ease up and I cough eveytime I breathe too much air into my lungs. I guess I shouldn't smoke for a while now... good thing I ran out last night.

So yeah, going to stay home from work tonight, may not goto school tomorrow. We'll see how I'm feeling. I don't mine school at the moment now though. Other than Ms Z (not saying any names), who is a fat old cunt that can die in a fire for all I care.

But yeah I'm fucking tired and bored, so I might just lay down to some music.
See y'all.

Demo Mania

Last night went on the old 360 and downloaded some game demos to see what I might buy next.
Im fucking more bored than a flattened piece of chipwood, so here's some reviews:

Mirror's Edge.
Fuck me sideways with a wrench! This game, demo, was so fucking dope.
Basically in the game you're some azn chick that does parkour and you have to run along the rooftops and avoid cops and drops. Hehe it rhymes.
Yeah, the graphics are sick and what shocked me was that it was very easy to control and get used to. It's probs next game on my list!

Ace Combat 6.
Kinda lame, I remember when I was little I played the PS1 version heaps.
Hard to figure out all the shit that's happening. I suppose if you buy the actual game there's tutorials and stuff. Awesome graphics and I done shot some planes.
Not high on my list, but I wouldn't mind trying it out.

Beautiful Katamari.
My bro had Katamari Damasi on PS2, and it was fucking hillarious. And fun.
You're an alien that has a ball and you have to pick up things on earth to make your ball bigger to pick up bigger items. It's pretty sweet, but it might get abit lame after a while. Not much storyline and nothing to do but run around and pick up shit.
Maybe I'll get it out from the video store.

Hitman.
Didn't play very much, pretty sure some black dude shot me and I died and I cbf'd after that.
Whatevz. The other Hitmen are dope.

DBZ.
Alot like Budokai, the most dopest DBZ game in history. Especially Budokai 2.
I might go get this when its on sale. Unless it's already cheap.

You can see I got lazy and started putting less effort into each review, can't you.
I think there was another, but I cannot be fucked checking. Good night little ones.

Like... you know, whatever!

Weekend. The end of the week. The week's end. The ending of one's week. One's week is now ended.
And now the weekend's over!

And now for another pointless summary of my uneventful endweek:

Fry Day.
Well, I'll start it off at; After school I went to Enolk's house on the way home. Got home, had a few cones, chilled out and fucked around on the computer until Daddy Dearest came over. But we decided to miss peak hour and leave a little while later. We headed off to his as I listened to Metronomy on my portable music device!!!1!11!
Got to his, fairly high and had a steak burger for dinner. Mmm. Then just chilled and watched TV for a while. Until we both got tired as fuck and we both went to bed and watched TV. Seperate beds might I add.
And I had two stranger-than-a-motherfucker dreams that night aswell. And they went a little bit like this:

Dream #1:
Okay, so I'm at ML Primary, at the oval and I see my friend Enolk walking along with an ounce in his hands, and there are plenty of people around. He put's it in his bad and tries to walk away quickly, but fails. He gets called over by a 'teacher' from my school (some dude who walks around taking photos all day). He asks him "Can I see in your bag?" then Enolk goes "Naaah" and then the 'teacher' insists he shows him. So for some brilliant reason he takes his bag, goes in to a tent that was never there in the first place, put his whole bag in a sleeping bag and takes the ounce out and puts it into the sleeping bag, pulls his bag out and shows the 'teacher'.
Although, he ends up patting down the sleeping bag and finds it. Then I'm pretty sure the 'teacher' turns into Enolk's dad and for some odd reason I was being hella rude to him and then I felt bad that I disrespected my friend's Dad. Then I woke up.

Dream #2:
This one is a little hard to describe, unless I put some effort in to it. not likely. not much.
Anyway, I was in a car with Dad going to his old friend's house and there were heaps of busses all lined up with heaps of private school girls next to them. I said something about one of my friends, Mad.E, was going to go there and my dad said the name of the school, but it wasnt even it. Anyway, we eventually ended up in some courtyard of a massive old private school, maybe similar to that of Hogwart's and/or a big arse church. I then went to tie my shoelace and some guy made a rude remark about me being a government school kid. Then my Dad told me not to try bash him cause he's a rugby player..? Anyway, we went in the school and I was getting hell scared because we had to go down heaps of flights of really mega steep stairs and there were no hand rails and the staircase was too wide to hold the sides. Then I saw a teacher from my school telling us to hurry up for the conference or something. Then we ended up in some big fuckin bathroom. I don't really remember much more.

And then there's Sah Turd Day.
Woke up around 8:30 and watched TV til around 9/9:30, then I had a shower and helped dad with some work around the house. Then we went down the road to get my ears pierced. Sparkle, sparkle.
After this, we went back and I helped dad with a bit more house work, until I started to feel sick and lay down while he does all the work. Hah. And then we both had nanna naps and then drove back to Mum's around 3:30. Dad stayed for a little bit then shot off. I did fuck all while I waited for my mate to come round. He came over, we went to the deli and then went to the park and had a few smokes.
We then went back to mine, went on the computer and ate lollies. Fucked around, had dinner, watched TV and then seshed. My, oh my we got so god damn high! We had like 4 or 5 cones each and shared a fat ass joint in my closet. Was good.
Then we watched Dazed and Confused and passed out around 1/1:30am.

Sundae.
Today, we woke up around 8:30 (nonDST)
// Oh yes, and what the fuck is with daylight savings in summer? I guess to catch up with Melb. //And for businesses to get better business.. but still, if we were to have daylight savings //anytime, I'd say have it in winter.
Anyway, yeah. I had a cone or two, called this new Malaysian student at my school, who got kicked out of Malaysia for doing a line of coke in class. Mmmhmm.
Anyway, we met him at the busstop and we walked down to the park and shared some jays. Although it didn't get him very high. So we went back to mine and had some cones in my closet. But he just wasn't getting high. After a while he got body stoned. Then Enolk asked us to goto his and smoke. So we did. Now I was even more fucked, and Mr. Malay still wasn't particularly high. I guess cause he hasn't done it in 4 months maybe his body isn't used to it again.
And then, we went back to mine, watched some shit then everyone left and now I'm just chilling at the computer catching up on my art homework.

One of the odd occasions I decide to go out for the night

Pics from ma burfday.

Aslo I had a thought

Another name for weed could be "Mary Chihuahua"

PS. Oh and only when said in a gay mexican/puerto rican accent.

Saved by the...

resin! Yeah, I don't have a whole lot of leaf left, so I'm down to an all new low. I found a pile of resin in a paper towel from like friday or so. I dunno if it's any MORE unhealthy that smoking "fresh" resin. I can't imagine it getting that much worse.
But who cares, it gets you high doesn't it? And hey, by it being there that long it burns like a charm.

Next order of business.
Fucking hell, stuck on a level in Gears of War 2... almost swallowed 20 panadol because of this.
My new "love" is fucking me over. I didn't do anything to deserve this. Although, I did get fairly high... maybe I CAN'T play this game while high. I guess, I still love it though. Fucking awesome game, with a dope satanistic ambience. Or what ever you wanna call it. Fucking awesome, I wouldn't mind being on the other team.

And last but not least.

Could This Be...

Love? I'm not sure, but I sure as hell know Gears of War 2 is a fucking awesome game.
So far I've only played a few levels yesterday and am currently upto some level where you take this big ass heavy explosive charge to some secured door in an abandonned outpost. Yeah, whatever hey.

The graphics, the seem pretty good. Nice 'n' gorey. Lots of blood, lots of guts and lots of chainsaws through the stomach... just the way I like it.
The story line is a little hard to follow, but then again I've been playing most of it whilst stoned. Something to do with these ugly arse alien gimps wanting power and Jacinto blasting them with their fo' fo's. So far, there has been plenty to do, it's not all the same tedious crap as per most action games on Xbox/360. But all in all, im rather pleased with this birthday present. Hurry up christmas.

It's also one of the only games I don't die every 4 seconds when I'm high.
Not to say I'm any good, and I'm going to attempt to finish the game before I play online, to increase my skeelz a little. I'm sure I'll get owned straight out. But, the game is calling... and so are the cones.

See y'all on the flipside, yo.

Best Birthday in 16 Years

Well, my day started off fairly normally. Got a few happy birthdays here and there at school. I got a gift of two cigarettes off Tobez and a gift of one cigarette off a teacher's daughter. Then after school I went to Enolk's house with Yozer and Enolk gave me a long neck cruiser :) And then we had some cones, I walked home after conquering the "one foot on the ground and one foot on the pogo" pogo trick.
I got home, had a shower and just sat infront of this old thing for a while until Monster called and said he was coming over. He came over, he showed me some sweet songs and I gave him the Metronomy album im very impressed with. Then I opened my presents, including:
A new All-in-one Printer, Copier, Scanner and Fax Machine
Gears of War 2
A nice leather wallet
Twilight ,The Book, oh yeah and fuck you.
Science is Golden, by Karl (The guy off Triple J)
A box of chocolate turkish delights
Some money
A bottle of Versace Eau De Toilette
And some more printer cartridges
I'm well happy innit!

THEN me and Monster walked over to Enolk's to meet him and Jist. Then we cracked open the drinks, had some billies and walked in the rain to meet up with everyone.
*backtrack* when Monster was over my father bought us longies */backtrack*
We walked up to this Nat chick's house for a so called gathering and it turned out no one was invited.
So after trying to get in, and failing, we went to a sheltered area, Enolk went home and got bud and a bong and we had some cones while pissing in corners and drinking goon.

At about 9:30/9:45 or so we started to walk to HJ's, although Me, Enolk and 3 Sheilas decided to stop off at a toilet block and smoke some cones. After this, I could no longer walk without someone holding onto me and I ended up getting a taxi home with 3 friends that came back down to help, hahahahahaha.
After I got home, I sat down next to my bro, he got me some water and a bucket.. and I yacked my hole. After that I felt better and I went to sleep.

Today I woke up around 7:15 to my fucking alarm clock. But I got up around 8:30, had some cones, had a shower, got dressed and we went out to Dim Sum. Fucken oath it was good.
And the rest of the day has been occupied with me setting up my printer, me playing Gears of War 2, talking on MSN and me typing this great hunk of words stringed together to make, what I think is, sense.

Stay tuned for pictures of my wild night out, and probably one of the best birthdays I've had so far.